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  1. 05-02-2009, 04:21 AM #1
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    Default Safe Sex...

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  2. 05-02-2009, 11:58 AM #2
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  3. 05-02-2009, 11:59 AM #3
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    LOL wtf
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    Safe sex...

    Be sure to pull out
    When you pull out be sure to insert into one of two places (ass, or mouth)
    Blow load
    Good to go
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  7. 05-02-2009, 02:19 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brian*
    Safe sex...

    Be sure to pull out
    When you pull out be sure to insert into one of two places (ass, or mouth)
    Blow load
    Good to go
    Troof!!!


    That is why I have never impregnated Ran.

    Seriously though, the only safe sex is with your wifey or husband.
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  8. 05-02-2009, 02:23 PM #8
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    the only safe sex is no sex at all

    but then again who the fuck wants to do that.....bang away mofos:idb:
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  9. 05-02-2009, 02:25 PM #9
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    safe sex??--no such thing
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  10. 05-02-2009, 02:29 PM #10
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    troo story
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    Quote Originally Posted by B
    Troof!!!


    Seriously though, the only safe sex is with your wifey or husband.

    Shit from expierence even that isn't "safe" broads and bastards are trife these days.
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  12. 05-02-2009, 11:55 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by bookthief
    safe sex??--no such thing
    ear sex is the only way to go

    Paul "your bullshit makes the flowers grow"
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    Where's the fun in safe sex? You miss out on the excitement of not knowing what comes next. Nothing better than nailing a hottie and waking up with the clap lol, or you're own little mini me

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  14. 05-03-2009, 12:00 AM #14
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    NSFW!!!!!

    Im pretty sure that it doesnt get much safer than this.

    http://www.thatsphucked.com/video/28/Safe-Sex.aspx
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  15. 05-03-2009, 12:33 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul
    ear sex is the only way to go

    that's worse then having an earwig in your ear
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  16. 05-03-2009, 01:27 AM #16
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    yeah i thought it was safe sex... never trust a girl with an oral contraceptive
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  17. 05-04-2009, 11:13 AM #17
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    "Safe sex is great sex better wear a latex.." -lil wayne.
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  18. 05-04-2009, 11:25 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul
    ear sex is the only way to go


    love that episode
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  19. 05-04-2009, 11:46 AM #19
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    i practice safe sex. i keep my doors locked i make sure that sharp objects are away from the sex spot.

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  20. 05-04-2009, 02:45 PM #20
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    Safe sex... yeah I always make sure they have BC pills in their purses before I smash...

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  21. 05-04-2009, 03:04 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by SiRed94
    Safe sex... yeah I always make sure they have BC pills in their purses before I smash...

    you're an idiot for 2 reasons..


    1. if you were trying to be witty you completely fail

    2. just cause they have a pack doesn't mean they take them properly... or at all...
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