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  1. 09-28-2005, 10:03 AM #1
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    If I died?

    WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
    HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

    WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
    HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

    WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
    HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

    WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
    HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

    WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
    HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

    WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
    HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

    WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
    HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

    WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
    HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

    WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
    HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

    WIFE: - - - silence - -
    HUSBAND: "F**k"
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  2. 09-28-2005, 10:07 AM #2
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    lol

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  3. 09-28-2005, 10:07 AM #3
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    Now thats funny

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  4. 09-28-2005, 10:16 AM #4
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  5. 09-28-2005, 10:21 AM #5
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    thats a good one!
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  6. 09-28-2005, 10:26 AM #6
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    Er my future I husband ever cheats on me I will feel really bad for him when my dad finds out...he is psycho.hahahahaha
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  7. 09-28-2005, 10:29 AM #7
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  8. 09-28-2005, 10:33 AM #8
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    awesome... +1
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  9. 09-28-2005, 11:48 AM #9
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    ahahaha +1 man ..
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  10. 09-28-2005, 11:48 AM #10
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    thats some good shit




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  11. 09-28-2005, 11:54 AM #11
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    wtf bring daddy in this? ANYWAYS, MAN THAT IS FUNNY
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  12. 09-28-2005, 11:54 AM #12
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    lol
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  13. 09-28-2005, 11:56 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by VanillaMaggie
    Er my future I husband ever cheats on me I will feel really bad for him when my dad finds out...he is psycho.hahahahaha
    And you dont think you have a touch of it to?
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  14. 09-28-2005, 11:58 AM #14
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    That was great, brightened my day
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  15. 09-28-2005, 12:26 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    And you dont think you have a touch of it to?
    HAHAHA
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  16. 09-28-2005, 12:30 PM #16
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    thast awesome
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  17. 09-28-2005, 12:32 PM #17
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    HAHA

    I didnt see that one coming. Nice.

    + for ya
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  18. 09-28-2005, 01:21 PM #18
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    That's a good one.

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  19. 09-28-2005, 01:23 PM #19
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    LOL +1
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  20. 09-28-2005, 01:37 PM #20
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    I needed that thank you!

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  21. 09-28-2005, 01:43 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    And you dont think you have a touch of it to?
    Nope. lol. I don't kill people and love it. lol But nice one Brett. Your still my pimp
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    Quote Originally Posted by VanillaMaggie
    Er my future I husband ever cheats on me I will feel really bad for him when my dad finds out...he is psycho.hahahahaha
    Thanks for the warning!



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  23. 09-28-2005, 04:09 PM #23
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    hahahah...that was too funny.. .good one Chris..+1 for you
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    lol.. nice!
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  25. 09-28-2005, 04:10 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaimecbr900
    That's a good one.
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    Bwahahahaha!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by VanillaMaggie
    Nope. lol. I don't kill people and love it. lol But nice one Brett. Your still my pimp
    Hmmm, so those .50 cal Sniper Rifle threats were just to scare people?
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  28. 09-28-2005, 04:38 PM #28
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    ^either way I am getting one in the future, but don't worry about that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VanillaMaggie
    ^either way I am getting one in the future, but don't worry about that.
    Nah, I ain't skurr'd....
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    Damn, I was about to call dibs on your supra, I thought you had cancer or something....
    Resize pic smaller.
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    That was good. Lolol. Later, QD.
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  32. 09-28-2005, 10:35 PM #32
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    old but funny none the less
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