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Re: Beautiful Classy Educated Asian Woman Seeks Soulmate - 26 (Oahu)
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Date: 2009-04-07, 12:27AM HST
Are you interested in a beautiful asian woman? That's right, beautiful? Beautiful? Modeling experience. Classy. Poops silk.
I am her trader, I mean friend. You will be carefully screened.
Here are the requirements:
Man
30-45 years old
Healthy
Attractive
Successful (solid career)
Must undergo criminal background check
Must not ask questions about this woman's past
Must provide date of birth and social security number
Must provide bank account numbers and signature
Substantial liquid assets
You do not have to be wealthy, just successful. She is not materialistic. If you are a banker, hedge fund manager, CEO, or aristocrat, that's a plus.
In a marriage, she would like to work, but she would need some help in the beginning. Her situation is a little complicated, but can be solved easily. You must be willing to hide her from the authorities, and send lots of money to her "relatives".
If you are interested, reply with a recent picture, your age, height, weight, and explain what you do, include your phone number.
Then, if we are interested, you will receive a call from a blocked phone number. You will be given a location, you must go there alone, within an hour. At that point, you must strip naked, jump into a body of water, and proceed to a nearby pay phone. Someone will be watching you. If you pass, you will be instructed over the pay phone to a second location. A van will pull up; you will be hooded, hog-tied, and thrown in the back. Over the next few days, we will mercilessly interrogate you.
If all goes well, she will move into your house, and you will sign the forms we give you. You will do exactly as we tell you.
If you can handle this, and are sincerely looking for love, please reply soon.
- Location: Oahu
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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