Deer Camp...
The guys were all at a deer camp in da UP - eh? No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one person share a room with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
After the first night the guy who shared with Bob comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. The others said, 'Man, what happened to you?' He said, 'Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night. '
The next night it was a different guy's turn, and in the morning - same thing - he comes to breakfast with his hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, 'Man, what happened to you? You look awful!' He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I couldn't do anything but watch him all night .'
The third night was Pete's turn. Pete was a big burly ex-Marine; a real man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. 'Good morning!' he said. The others couldn't believe it! They said, 'Man! What happened?' Pete said, 'Well, we went in and got ready for bed. I tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night. Bob sat up and watched me all night.'
Later, QD.
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