Riddles

**§treet_§peed** · 03-18-2009, 01:59 AM

In marble walls as white as milk lies a skin as soft as milk inside a fountain crystal clear a golden apple does appear there are no doors though this stronghold yet thieves break in and steal the gold what am i?

**redrumracer** · 03-18-2009, 02:05 AM

an egg

**Frög** · 03-18-2009, 02:05 AM

**Catnip** · 03-18-2009, 02:10 AM

Originally Posted by §treet_§peed

In marble walls as white as milk lies a skin as soft as milk inside a fountain crystal clear a golden apple does appear there are no doors though this stronghold yet thieves break in and steal the gold what am i?

"in white walls"
"thieves"
"steal gold"

MUST be Obama in the white house.

**blaknoize** · 03-18-2009, 02:12 AM

Originally Posted by cgEvan

"in white walls"
"thieves"
"steal gold"

MUST be Obama in the white house.

no gold in house of white sry
plus, we dont steal gold, we steal cars

**Catnip** · 03-18-2009, 02:14 AM

Originally Posted by blaknoize

no gold in house of white sry
plus, we dont steal gold, we steal cars

It's already been stolen?

Stealing cars to get gold. Same thing.

**redrumracer** · 03-18-2009, 02:17 AM

Originally Posted by Frög

hey look the French lost again lol

wait im German we lost the last war

*goes off to kick rocks*

**Frög** · 03-18-2009, 02:25 AM

Originally Posted by redrumracer

hey look the French lost again lol

wait im German we lost the last war

*goes off to kick rocks*

You only beat me because I had to google a picture of an egg and copy & past and do the little [img] things..

LOL

**redrumracer** · 03-18-2009, 02:30 AM

Originally Posted by Frög

You only beat me because I had to google a picture of an egg and copy & past and do the little [img] things..

LOL

You almost had me? You never had me - you never had your car... Granny shiftin' not double clutchin' like you should. You're lucky that hundred shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake! You almost had me?

Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.

**Frög** · 03-18-2009, 02:32 AM

Originally Posted by redrumracer

You almost had me? You never had me - you never had your car... Granny shiftin' not double clutchin' like you should. You're lucky that hundred shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake! You almost had me?

Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.

Such a douche nozzle..

**redrumracer** · 03-18-2009, 02:32 AM

Originally Posted by Frög

Such a douche nozzle..

lol I editted it for a bigger quote of what was said.

**Frög** · 03-18-2009, 02:36 AM

Originally Posted by redrumracer

lol I editted it for a bigger quote of what was said.

Fixed it!

**integraboi88** · 03-18-2009, 03:26 AM

Originally Posted by redrumracer

You almost had me? You never had me - you never had your car... Granny shiftin' not double clutchin' like you should. You're lucky that hundred shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake! You almost had me?

Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.

Lol, damn these fast and furious quote's just never gets old.

**§treet_§peed** · 03-18-2009, 11:06 AM

actually its a coffin.

**§treet_§peed** · 03-18-2009, 06:22 PM

I weaken all men for hours each day.I show you strange visions while you are away.I take you by night by day take you back none suffer to have me but do from my lack.What am I?

**Catnip** · 03-18-2009, 06:25 PM

Originally Posted by §treet_§peed

I weaken all men for hours each day.I show you strange visions while you are away.I take you by night by day take you back none suffer to have me but do from my lack.What am I?

Your truck stop whoring mother.

**Frög** · 03-18-2009, 06:25 PM

Originally Posted by §treet_§peed

actually its a coffin.

Actually its an egg..

**redrumracer** · 03-18-2009, 06:28 PM

Originally Posted by §treet_§peed

I weaken all men for hours each day.I show you strange visions while you are away.I take you by night by day take you back none suffer to have me but do from my lack.What am I?

sleep

**One_Bad_SHO** · 03-18-2009, 06:30 PM

*I'm spread before I'm eaten.

*Your tongue gets me off.

*People sometimes lick my nuts.

What am I?

**87 Turbo II** · 03-18-2009, 06:42 PM

peanut butter?

**One_Bad_SHO** · 03-18-2009, 06:42 PM

Originally Posted by 87 Turbo II

peanut butter?

**One_Bad_SHO** · 03-18-2009, 06:51 PM

I have big white balls.
I drip when I heat up.
People stick a carrot in me.
What am I?

When I get cold, I sag.
There can be two of me under your tongue.
Sometimes, its hard to keep me up.
What am I?

The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
Members stand at attention.
One man drills the others.
What am I?

I get turned on by people in heat.
Blowing is my specialty.
Sticking your finger in me is dangerous.
What am I?

I get a rise from your pole.
If I'm not getting blown, i go limp.
I'm prominently hung.
What am I?

Over 1,000 people went down on me.
I wasn't a maiden for long.
A big hard thing ripped me open
What am I?

I got this stupid game here at the house called "Dirty minds"... :boobies:

**87 Turbo II** · 03-18-2009, 06:57 PM

Originally Posted by One_Bad_SHO

I have big white balls.
I drip when I heat up.
People stick a carrot in me.
What am I?

When I get cold, I sag.
There can be two of me under your tongue.
Sometimes, its hard to keep me up.
What am I?

The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
Members stand at attention.
One man drills the others.
What am I?

I get turned on by people in heat.
Blowing is my specialty.
Sticking your finger in me is dangerous.
What am I?

I get a rise from your pole.
If I'm not getting blown, i go limp.
I'm prominently hung.
What am I?

Over 1,000 people went down on me.
I wasn't a maiden for long.
A big hard thing ripped me open
What am I?

I got this stupid game here at the house called "Dirty minds"... :boobies:

???

???

Military

????

Flag

Paris Hilton

**redrumracer** · 03-18-2009, 07:23 PM

Originally Posted by One_Bad_SHO

I have big white balls.
I drip when I heat up.
People stick a carrot in me.
What am I?

When I get cold, I sag.
There can be two of me under your tongue.
Sometimes, its hard to keep me up.
What am I?

The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
Members stand at attention.
One man drills the others.
What am I?

I get turned on by people in heat.
Blowing is my specialty.
Sticking your finger in me is dangerous.
What am I?

I get a rise from your pole.
If I'm not getting blown, i go limp.
I'm prominently hung.
What am I?

Over 1,000 people went down on me.
I wasn't a maiden for long.
A big hard thing ripped me open
What am I?

I got this stupid game here at the house called "Dirty minds"... :boobies:

snowman

??

military

blow dryer

flag

Titanic

**Frög** · 03-18-2009, 07:36 PM

Originally Posted by One_Bad_SHO

When I get cold, I sag.
There can be two of me under your tongue.
Sometimes, its hard to keep me up.
What am I?

Penis.. Wait...no..

**One_Bad_SHO** · 03-18-2009, 08:56 PM

I have big white balls.
I drip when I heat up.
People stick a carrot in me.
What am I? Snowman

When I get cold, I sag.
There can be two of me under your tongue.
Sometimes, its hard to keep me up.
What am I?

The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
Members stand at attention.
One man drills the others.
What am I? Military

I get turned on by people in heat.
Blowing is my specialty.
Sticking your finger in me is dangerous.
What am I?

I get a rise from your pole.
If I'm not getting blown, i go limp.
I'm prominently hung.
What am I? Flag

Over 1,000 people went down on me.
I wasn't a maiden for long.
A big hard thing ripped me open
What am I? Titanic

I usually take it in the rear.
You can smell it on your hands when you're done.
It takes a long hose to fill me.
What am I?

I assist an erection.
Sometimes big balls hang from me.
I'm a big swinger.
What am I?

I'm in your pants.
A whole hand fits inside of me.
I hold your wrinkled ones.
What am I?

You're stiff when you bite me.
Feathers help to get me off.
To get me off fast, you blow me.
What am I?

I am often horny.
I love to tongue a fly.
I change pads regularly.
What am I?

Correct answers so far. More Questions added.

Score Board:

Redrumracer - 2
87 Turbo II - 2

**§treet_§peed** · 03-18-2009, 09:03 PM

Originally Posted by redrumracer

sleep

winnar. and frog no, its a coffin. ever heard of grave robbers? figured you would of i mean since your the young Einstein and all.

**§treet_§peed** · 03-18-2009, 09:04 PM

I am something some people have. I am something some people dont. Without me your time of living is dull. Yet i can never be seen but be told you have none by someone. What am i?

**redrumracer** · 03-18-2009, 09:05 PM

Originally Posted by One_Bad_SHO

[/color]I usually take it in the rear.
You can smell it on your hands when you're done.
It takes a long hose to fill me.
What am I?

I assist an erection.
Sometimes big balls hang from me.
I'm a big swinger.
What am I?

I'm in your pants.
A whole hand fits inside of me.
I hold your wrinkled ones.
What am I?

You're stiff when you bite me.
Feathers help to get me off.
To get me off fast, you blow me.
What am I?

I am often horny.
I love to tongue a fly.
I change pads regularly.
What am I?
[/b]
Correct answers so far. More Questions added.

Score Board:

Redrumracer - 2
87 Turbo II - 2

Cars gas tank

Crane

pocket

??

a horny toad

**redrumracer** · 03-18-2009, 09:11 PM

Originally Posted by §treet_§peed

I am something some people have. I am something some people dont. Without me your time of living is dull. Yet i can never be seen but be told you have none by someone. What am i?

a life.

**staysideways** · 03-18-2009, 10:20 PM

I get turned on by people in heat.
Blowing is my specialty.
Sticking your finger in me is dangerous.
What am I?

a fan

**§treet_§peed** · 03-19-2009, 12:49 AM

A man left home one day made three left turns and met a man with a mask on. What was the first mans profession ?

**Frög** · 03-19-2009, 01:16 AM

Again Street Speed, you are wrong.. Marble walls as white as milk? EGG

All theses sites say an EGG.. Just as I thought..

http://www.zelo.com/family/nursery/marblewalls.asp

Bottom of page:
http://www2.gacs-veress.com:8080/ger...les/index.html

Middle of page:
http://www.mansioningles.com/recursos01.htm

~Middle of page:
http://www.freewebs.com/kittyrae522/riddles.html

Middle of page:
http://www.maniacworld.com/riddles/index.htm

Beginning of page:
http://www.imperial-library.info/riddles.shtml

Middle of page:
http://www.wikievia.com/index.php?ti...tacomb_Riddles

In marble walls as white as milk lies a skin as soft as Silk inside a fountain crystal clear a golden apple does appear there are no doors though this stronghold yet thieves break in and steal the gold what am i?

=

Originally Posted by §treet_§peed

and frog no, its a coffin. ever heard of grave robbers? figured you would of i mean since your the young Einstein and all.

**redrumracer** · 03-19-2009, 01:19 AM

I told him egg but he doesn't want to believe me, and I get along with him.

**Frög** · 03-19-2009, 01:21 AM

Originally Posted by redrumracer

I told him egg but he doesn't want to believe me, and I get along with him.

LOL @ coffin..

**_Christian_** · 03-19-2009, 01:41 AM

How do you FAIL at copying/pasting riddles and their answers? wow.

/thread

**Frög** · 03-19-2009, 01:48 AM

Originally Posted by Problematik

How do you FAIL at copying/pasting riddles and their answers? wow.

/thread

Cerealy!

**amped4life33** · 03-19-2009, 02:15 AM

If a man and his boy ride a bike a mile and a half in an hour and a half, how long does it take a one legged mosquito to stomp a hole in a bar of soap?

**RedEj8** · 03-19-2009, 02:17 AM

Originally Posted by §treet_§peed

A man left home one day made three left turns and met a man with a mask on. What was the first mans profession ?

Baseball player

**RedEj8** · 03-19-2009, 02:19 AM

Originally Posted by Frög

Cerealy!

Four people are suspected of stealing a diamond from a museum. If one of their statements is true, and the other false, whos the thief?

Bo said: It was Bo. It wasn't Roman
Roman said: It was Kate. It wasn't Bo
John Said: It was Roman. It wasn't Kate
Kate said: It was John. It was Bo

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