How do I turn my "swag" on?I think I need it tonight.
I need some help....
How do I turn my "swag" on?I think I need it tonight.
Jason..
Take a look in the mirror, say whats up, yeeeeaaaaaaah!
There are truths in here you may not understand till years down the road. The swag doctrine is an open piece of conversation where all of you can debate, add and share your own piece of Swagdom. Game isnt free, but swag is….all of your born with these truths and more and feel free to add to the Swag Doctrine. Im gona give my kids wisdom every step of the way but its throwed that my daughter Mikaela Rose and future kids (when theyre old enuff) keep sum of these swaggerisms handy in the purse or wallet to keep the swag on track.
Many of us need to remind ourselves of these truths from time to time, when you start to let the negativity in and you start to doubt yourself.
This is an evolving piece, published online so that it can reach more people.
Bits of Truth and Swag in no particular order…things i learned thru experience, libros, and from observation.
Now that the adults are here and the kids are not reading this (Adult content) Lets get to it, chall we?
Always Believe in yourself.
Swag Tip #1
Keep your yard kept up to the best of your ability, as it is a reflection of your inner swag. Stay with a fresh cut, and clean and wrinkle free, and smellin right (anytime you feel outta wack and need a quick swag boost, try those things).
Everyone wants to bone a winner, and conversely, noone wants to bone a loser.
When you make an important decision look back and think to yourself “aye guey was that a winner move or loser move?” Have swag and self worth to avoid makin loser moves. If you feel you made a mistake, learn from it and move one. Dont kick yourself and never ever ever deduct yourself swag points!! That’s what the haters are tryin to do to you every single day with their negative comments and vibes!! But you are the ruler of your own swag, and never deduct yourself swag points, if anything you gained swag point becus you gained knowledge, wisdom, and are less likely to make the same mistakes in el futuro!
chuuuuuch.
learn to forgive yourself. sounds easy but alot of us have things from the past we feel guilty about or cant let go. beefs with your ex best friend. the time you dropped that pass. the time you passed up on an opportunity. etc etc etc. If you dont let go of the past, you can never focus on the present. When someone doesnt forgive themselves, they keep punishing themseles in their head, ju know beating yourself up. Dont create a living hell for youself with negative thoughts, and tellin yourself you deserve less swag because of what happened in the past. Forgive yourself, and lets move on to enjoy the current swag du ‘jour.
chuuuuuch.
If you’re not a fan of yourself, noone else will be a fan of you. Not just for artists take note. Everybody! Remember that the swag we speak of in this doctrine is not jack-ass overly cocky, act a fool in the movie theatre swag. We talkin bout presidential swag, Chingo swag, JayZ swag, Obama Swag, Pacquiao Swag, Pancho Villa Swag, Oprah Swag, Kanye and Weezy swag. Have class and be self confident and live with passion and chase your dreams. Nobody likes fake obnoxious swag, it gota be in you not on you.
Chuuuch.
Por favor Believe in yourself. Always.
chuuuuch.
You’ll never nut like a pornstar if you dont do it like a pornstar. Live with passion.
Chuuuuch.
When women or men cheat on their partner its usually because:
the wife or husband started losing their own personal swag and started losing confidence, not feelin sexy and swaggish, and basically actin like they lost the llittle league baseball game. Dont start doubting you inner swag and poisoning yourself with loser-like thoughts. Cheer up and be a winner with swag.
This new swag-less loser is usually not the same person the other person fell in love with and started dating. Somewhere along the way they lost their swag and confidence and started doubting themselves. Maybe started losing some of that Passion the sswag doctrine encourages in daily life. Usually a person breaks up with themselves first before all the problems start in the relationship. So yea the therapist is right when they say “communication or lack of committment were the problems”….but before all that, the 2 had to be right as individuals. Let that one marinate.
Chuuuch. Chuuuuch. chucccch. ok lets move on. told you u should just printed it. its a lotta swag steak in there and u might have to digest it over a few days. a swag a day keeps the haters away.
I heard that sharks grow according to their environment. If you put one in a small aquarium, you can have a full grown shark that only measures 3 inches. If you take that same shark and put him in sea world, then it can grow to its full potential. In the ocean, the shark’s natural environment it can truly reach its full potential of bein a bad mothertrucker…..perfectly created/evolved hunting machine with tons of swag. Some of us are 3 inch sharks sometimes becausse of our mental limitations. Sometimes the hood can build a small aquarium in your mind, even though you have the potential for so much more. If you move out the hood you’re “selling out”, “hood hoppin” “forgot where u came from.” We are all equal even though some of us don’t live in mansions. Dont let nobody hold you back, not even your homies, or your comfort zone. I love the hood, for the record, but for cultural reasons and the beauty that “regular livin” brings. Ill explain later. All im saying is “dont create mental limitations due to outside forces.”
As a kid i’d get nervous if we had to go out the hood, to the nice side of town for an errand or sumthin, i just felt out of place. Why should if i’m equal as a person or human? Cus we from Ingrando Park, Southeast Htown? Cus my skin might be a lil more tan? Cus my parents are from Mexico? Fuck That. The mindset injected into the hood tells us to feel inferior. Love the hood but if you have an opportunity to improve yourself and provide for your family, or a chance to travel and see the world, GO! Don’t be a 3 inch shark in your mind all your life! Roar you pinche tiger! stop tellin yourself you a vicious as koala! its not your fault the fake environment society creates (materialism) makes us feel that way. so again im not saying the hood aint shit, or people from the hood aint shit, im sayin people who wanna keep us poor tell us and want us to believe that “we aint shit!” im sayin that we the shit, but sometimes down ourselves because we’ve been told thru materialism “if you dont eat filet mignon, you aint shit!”
“if you dont speak english you aint shit” “if you dont wear mikes you aint shit” “if you dont have a psp or ipod you aint shit” “if your dad cant buy you new hollister every week , then your whole family aint shit” Its not true, the swag in us all was passed out evenly by the Creator. if you choose to hide your swag, ignore it, or just say that it isnt in you, then guess what, it’ll never come out and shine thru!!”
Chuuuuch.
your inner swag shines harder than any piece n shain, pinky ring, grill, air jordans, stack of money, or bently, champaigne, or psp, or ipod ever could. Ive been in cllubs many times where money is being thrown around and then we step in. With swag on full beam. just because we’re positive, confident, have goals, and basically have found our inner swag. almost instantly attention shifts from the fake obnoxious “i throw money” swag to a more real genuine presidential inner swag that chunes bright boys n girls. Sometimes it will lead to frustration to those who have spent so much tryin to impress others but dont have their inner sswag right, just a lota money to throw. dont get mad if our swag is on full blast and is like a magnet of attraction. Magnetism is one of the laws of the juniberse ju know.
chuuuuuuuuch.
When you tryin to improve at baseball, acting, directing, singing, computer programming, cooking, or anything you are limited by your comfort zone or what your mind tells you you’re limited too. Sometime you have to tell your mind to shutup so you can focus on your true potential.
Chuuuch.
You choose what you’re limitations are.
“Im not good enuff”
“Not smart enuff”
“Im from the hood”
“Noone in my family has ever done that”
“I’m poor and this kinda thing takes money”
“Im Mexican!”
How many times do we tell ourselves these kind of negative ass thoughts?!
You choose what to think. these thoughts lead to emotions, which lead to actions, then behaviors, then attitude. Your attitiude is your swagitude. You only gona go as far as you believe. Keep tellin yourself you aint shit, and watch what happens!! yup you guessed it! instead when you wake up thing about who loves you, who do you love, and what youre most excited about, a new project or sumthing new in your life? that’ll keep things in perspective. think about how lucky you are. if you have kids think about how great they are and how much they love you. If you dont do this to check your swag, you might get off to a bad swag start and itll lead to a half ass day without passion. which leads to a half ass week without passion. which leads to a half assed life. You have swag now go live!!
chuuuuuch.
go for it. think about when you 80 years old in a wheelchair and look back on your life, would you say you gave it your all and lived it to the fullest and enjoyed people around you? or did you half ass that muthatrucker?
Chuuuuch.
without bad there can be no good. bad allows good to exist. ying and yang. without silence there is no sound. without space there is no solid matter. Dont just pay attention to whats there, whats not there is just as if not more important. the silence and the nothingness is where swag lies. so tell your mind to shutup for a minute. seriously try to meditate sumtimes boys n girls.
chuuuuuch.
Have you ever seen a depressed Duck? Stressed out squirrel?
I didnt think so. The only times you see sad animals is when they’re in captivity or they are pets and kick it with humans so much that they pick up our ways. The Creator made the ducks and gave them inner swag, He made you too and also gave you swag but you keep ignoring it because you’re mind keeps talkin shit to you all day. The roses he created aren’t worried bout what the other rose got on, or what the other rose thinks.
chuuuch.
if you give the haters 10% of your attention by checkin up on them, and listenin to what theyre sayin then you only givin you 90%.
chuuuch.
control your emotions. your emotional intelligence is way more important than your IQ. If bad shit happens, but you keep it moving forward, and dont quit then you’re good at controlling your emotions and have a better chance at success. Most successful people have this in common. they are determined and headstrong, have a great positive attitude and dont quit. We have Swag.
chuuuuch.
You gota scoot before you crawl, before you walk, before you run.
There’s a phase babies go thru before they actually start crawling. Everyone always says crawl before you walk, but noone talks about scooting. Basically kids do this thing where they scoot on their butt because they dont know how to crawl yet. Its an important phase becus theyre learning momentum, leverage, grip, and strengthening their legs. Your swag comes in levels and you gota know what level you at as you try to reach your goals. Some of yall think yall crawlin already but we need to focus on scootin, so we can hurry up and reach the next level. Like a rapper who is too good to make fliers and pass em out becus he feels like he bigger than that or past that stage.
chuuuuch.
if The Creator gave you a hammer, and gave your neighbor a saw. Do you get to hammering and try to be the best hammerer in the world, or do you complain about why you aint got a saw like your meigbor? Some people wait till theyre 50 before they realize “Oh shit i got a badass hammer but all my life i been try to use a saw that i didnt have!” Know your strengths and don’t worry bout what other people are good at, eberybody has gifts, learn how to hone yours.
Chuuuuch.
Stay positive and dont think you’re less than just becus of sum material reason, or because of your “race.” Becus we really are Created Equal. there are different shades of skin color, but theres only one Human race.
we need to stop thinkin things are divided by race. Becus of the era we live in things are more divided by rich vs poor. Haves and Have nots. But dont let any outside forces affect your inner swag. Let them in your mind and its game over. You are the chit. peace love, positivity and swag.
“My home is in my mind” -Bob Marley
” I swag therefore i Am” - Chingo Bling
May The Swag Be With You
remember this is a living breathing piece that doesnt belong to me, everyone can on by commenting online anywhere this doctrine is pasted. spread the swag.
Wall-O-Text
tl;dr
damn, airmax just wrote a fucking book on swaggin.
It is copy/pasta.Originally Posted by Tran
Fucks no....copy and paste from a google search.
It's actually some pretty good stuff though.
AirmX ITS RAIING OUTSIDE i CANT GOIN THE YARD LOL.rEPS DUDE.
Jason..
Posting Permissions
Reply With Quote