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    Exclamation SouthWest Airlines

    mother and her 5 year old son are flying on Southwest Airlines from Kansas
    City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned
    to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have
    baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"



    The mother, who couldn't think of a witty answer, told the boy, "I
    don't know son, why don't you ask the stewardess?"

    So, the boy leaves his seat and heads toward the galley where he finds
    a stewardess. He asks her the same question, "If big dogs have baby
    dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby
    planes?" The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask
    me?" The boy responded, "Yes, she did........."
    "Well then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because
    Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that to
    you!"

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    Lol! Needed a smile! Thank you!
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    lol....

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    hehe

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    freakin sweet.

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