Older women are the shit.

**Blitanicle99** · 02-22-2009, 11:52 AM

I had fun with a chick whose 28, very fine. We got drunk, she got ontop of me and from 2:30 am till about 10:45 with a few breaks it was on like fucking donkey kong.

I haven't gone to sleep yet, I'm exhausted and a little drunk still.

I'm bout to spark this swisher sweet that was "modified for other use"

and enjoy the rest of my day.

What did yall do last night?

**quickdodge®** · 02-22-2009, 12:12 PM

If any of this were true, 28 isn't an older woman. Later, QD.

**ultm8mind** · 02-22-2009, 12:14 PM

^ I'm with QD on this one.....

**Blitanicle99** · 02-22-2009, 12:15 PM

I'm 20, shes 28. Thats older to me.

Honest to god happened. Swear on my eagle scout. That shit was NUTS.

**ksniperfox** · 02-22-2009, 12:34 PM

shes in the pedo club.

**Alan®** · 02-22-2009, 01:20 PM

Originally Posted by Blitanicle99

I'm 20, shes 28. Thats older to me.

Honest to god happened. Swear on my eagle scout. That shit was NUTS.

IM the same age as you but to me older is 30-45. Either way who cares its all pink on the inside.

**soul** · 02-22-2009, 01:22 PM

Originally Posted by redGT

IM the same age as you but to me older is 30-45. Either way who cares its all pink on the inside.

not always

**Alan®** · 02-22-2009, 01:23 PM

Originally Posted by soul

not always

haha good point.

**TheProfiteer** · 02-22-2009, 01:26 PM

Originally Posted by soul

not always

lol hahahahah, yeah in the case of a few IA posters its fuckin, purple, green, and a bit of green.

**K20Z1** · 02-22-2009, 02:09 PM

PIC or it never happened

**tron** · 02-22-2009, 02:14 PM

wtf 45 is grandmother age
28 is older......nice work man

i prefer the other end of the spectrum<-- so many lolz can be made with this one

**blaknoize** · 02-22-2009, 02:18 PM

Start bangin 30+'s u'd be quite surprised... had my spin mmmm

**quickdodge®** · 02-22-2009, 02:22 PM

Originally Posted by tron

wtf 45 is grandmother age
28 is older......nice work man

Something is wrong with you. Later, QD.

**tron** · 02-22-2009, 02:24 PM

Originally Posted by quickdodge®

Something is wrong with you. Later, QD.

well im turning 19 in 2 months

and im pretty sure your much older than me

**soul** · 02-22-2009, 02:24 PM

older is nice, but only if there paying a bill for ya(phone,internet, fill up the gas tank) other than ill put work into choppin down those cherry trees.

**TheProfiteer** · 02-22-2009, 02:28 PM

Originally Posted by soul

older is nice, but only if there paying a bill for ya(phone,internet, fill up the gas tank) other than ill put work into choppin down those cherry trees.

says a true playa.

fuck dem older bitches, shits like drivin a civic into a train tunnel

**tron** · 02-22-2009, 02:28 PM

i see what you did there

**blaknoize** · 02-22-2009, 02:31 PM

its even better if they have kids. Apparentally on my documentary of women with babies, the sex was at least 14% better overall compared to women of comparable age without children

**soul** · 02-22-2009, 02:34 PM

Originally Posted by blaknoize

its even better if they have kids. Apparentally on my documentary of women with babies, the sex was at least 14% better overall compared to women of comparable age without children

its tru they know how work it right out of you straight into that embryo

**TheGodfather** · 02-22-2009, 02:34 PM

Pics of said MILF?

I met a MILF last night, 42 years old and stunning.

Difference? I'm not saying I fucked her, because I didn't.

**AnthonyF** · 02-22-2009, 03:07 PM

28 is NOT old. I did my friends (at the time) 39 year old mom when I was 18.

-Ant.

**blaknoize** · 02-22-2009, 04:03 PM

Originally Posted by AnthonyF

28 is NOT old. I did my friends (at the time) 39 year old mom when I was 18.

-Ant.

Hell yea (no homo) but hell yea

**Julio** · 02-22-2009, 04:22 PM

lol @ 28 being old... even if you are 20, she still is not old..

You are to young.. thats the difference..

women 35 + are the greatest in my book...

Why ?

They don't nag.. they have a high sex drive.. most are REAL independent... Only call when they want some...

I'm 30 now.. and Im having more fun then when I was in my Low 20's.

Actually.. I have a 38 year old female friend and a 20 year old female friend..

I would drop the 20 before I drop the 38...

**csmiths** · 02-22-2009, 05:26 PM

lol 28 is not old, and i wouldnt brag about banging a 28 year old. just me. but if i banged a hot 38-45ish year old, then that is worth bragging about, well as long as she is hot.

**Oz10** · 02-22-2009, 05:31 PM

Dude teach me.

I got laid last night too.

...and this morning. :idb:

**quickdodge®** · 02-22-2009, 06:30 PM

Originally Posted by Julio

lol @ 28 being old... even if you are 20, she still is not old.. .

Told ya so. Later, QD.

**HeLLo iM iZzY** · 02-22-2009, 07:41 PM

It aint cause you think she's old its cause you havn't had some in a while.

**willum14pb** · 02-22-2009, 07:51 PM

so what's it like porkin a 300 lbs land monster? was it weird watching the equivalent of a sea lion ride you like sea biscuit?

**Oz10** · 02-22-2009, 08:07 PM

Originally Posted by willum14pb

so what's it like porkin a 300 lbs land monster? was it weird watching the equivalent of a sea lion ride you like sea biscuit?

pics or it didn't happen!! :boobies:

**staysideways** · 02-23-2009, 12:06 AM

i have to agree that 28 isn't that old.

that's just an older girl.

an older woman is 32+.

as a rule.

but he's not lying if you look at it in the sense of he's 20 and she's 28, that is an older woman since she's older than him.

**_Christian_** · 02-23-2009, 12:23 AM

I've always wanted to bang a MILF, especially one who could be my suga momma.

**JITB** · 02-23-2009, 12:31 AM

Originally Posted by Blitanicle99

I had fun with a chick whose 28, very fine. We got drunk, she got ontop of me and from 2:30 am till about 10:45 with a few breaks it was on like fucking donkey kong.

I haven't gone to sleep yet, I'm exhausted and a little drunk still.

I'm bout to spark this swisher sweet that was "modified for other use"

and enjoy the rest of my day.

What did yall do last night?

that is entirely too much fucking... after a hour or 2.....yall should be straight.. and spend the rest sleeping... wake up and get a few in... and part ways..

**G.C** · 02-23-2009, 12:40 AM

I rather fuck a 30 year old than a 20 year old anyday. And i'm 19.

**_Christian_** · 02-23-2009, 12:43 AM

^16 year olds are the best

**Nissan Sean** · 02-23-2009, 01:07 AM

congrats OP. i could really use some alcohol, sex and drugs right now too.

**15degvee** · 02-23-2009, 03:06 AM

Usually I'd say older women know what the fuck they want, but it isn't totally true. That's half the reason the ones that are single, are still single. But, I've taken enough Johnny's Hideaway trips to still love them

**Master Shake** · 02-23-2009, 01:40 PM

Originally Posted by Problematik

^16 year olds are the best

like to rob cradles much?

35+ are the best.
there is a few miles on the tires, and not worn out, probably in the prime stage.
and they know whats up, no bullshitting like the younger bitches, who some you probably gotta teach on how to suck ya wang right. MILF, on the other hand, will be teaching YOU.

its fun being the student

**Frög** · 02-24-2009, 12:23 AM

Originally Posted by Blitanicle99

I had fun with a chick whose 28, very fine. We got drunk, she got ontop of me and from 2:30 am till about 10:45 with a few breaks it was on like fucking donkey kong.

I haven't gone to sleep yet, I'm exhausted and a little drunk still.

I'm bout to spark this swisher sweet that was "modified for other use"

and enjoy the rest of my day.

What did yall do last night?

Seems like you and I have similar taste.. I don't know about the older women part, but the rest, yes..

And 28 is definitely older to anyone under 28..

**speedminded** · 02-24-2009, 12:44 AM

I was younger than you seeing a married but "seperated" and living in the same house women that was 28-29. She was a puddler that ruined all my couch arms...I'm talking a spot the size of a dinner plate every single time, lol!

**low mileage** · 02-24-2009, 02:39 AM

lmao look do what you do bro 8 yrs is a difference but shoot for the 30+ they have that wet wet bro-

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