I usually don't go out on friday the 13th because i am very superstitous but check this story out...
I have to be in miami by feb 19 to start school so i walk into a hotel to book a ticket, i tell him give me the first one that comes up and he says alright and works his magic...
He tells me the departure time, arrival time, and what airline company and proceeds to tell me the flight number 1493
i got shivers up my spine because if anyone remembers flight 1493 it was a bad plane wreck...the wise gentlemen proceeded to tell me i should "drive my ass the fuck to florida and don't even think about flying on friday the 13th"
Lets rewind a bit to the hudson river incident. Me and my friends had planned a trip to new york and were going to drive...They drove and i was going to fly...as they were rolling into the city that shit happens and i call him and he doesn't know anything going on (plane in river) and i tell him to listen to the news...i mean he's on his way to laguardia airport to come get me and i didn't book the flight bc one of my girls out there said it was wayyyyyyy to fucking cold so she saved me.
if you want to hear the rest say Sammich loves teh cock.




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