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    Default I hate her

    Seriously, why do you think she keep parking between 2 lines this shit in the parking lot?

    She is RICER

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    Next time, leave a nice note for her on the windshield.
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    ^ FAIL not rice just bad driving

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    FAIL for not knowing english
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    thats a nice chick car..

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    key it and write "learn to park you dumb bitch" in the paint.
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    get a couple jacks and move the car over. i mean if you have the free time and really want to piss them off. then park right next to them/her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by canadianrcis
    key it and write "learn to park you dumb bitch" in the paint.
    I did that to someone...they were parked over the line so my car couln't fit in. Left them a note saying, "Really? Did you purposely do that just so no one would ding your already messed up car? Actually to be fair, you do take a 'driving' test not a 'parking' test for your license...but pay attention next time. Wow."

    I was bored, and I had a big piece of paper.

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    You should just piss on and around her car, mark that spot as your territory. Check to see if she is hot first.


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    She's not a ricer, lol. People are wearing that word out.

    If she does it all the time, she is most likely another person who is tired of people parking next to her dinging her car. Nothing new at all.

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    i have a friend that just doesnt know how to park an she parks like that all the time not meaning too an it kills me

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    pee on her door handle..

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    I would find someone with CRX's to squeeze in there.

    Watch that bitch try to get into her car, hhahaa.
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    Thats what I have to try next time!!


    Quote Originally Posted by VooDooXII
    I did that to someone...they were parked over the line so my car couln't fit in. Left them a note saying, "Really? Did you purposely do that just so no one would ding your already messed up car? Actually to be fair, you do take a 'driving' test not a 'parking' test for your license...but pay attention next time. Wow."

    I was bored, and I had a big piece of paper.

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    EOS=not rice, they are pretty kick ass... But the parking, yeah... Tell the bitch to park in one fucking spot! BE A MAN, COME ON!!

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    are there cameras in the parking deck? if not, pour sardine juice into the cowl...that will teach her...

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    park right next to her driver door, just squeeze right on in there so she has to crawl in through the other side

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    take a shit on her hood ! ! !

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    Quote Originally Posted by cactusEG
    take a shit on her hood ! ! !
    Extreme

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoOkIe-MoNsTeR
    park right next to her driver door, just squeeze right on in there so she has to crawl in through the other side
    That's what I do...

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    Hell yeah

    I will put my dog on windshield next time

    Quote Originally Posted by cactusEG
    take a shit on her hood ! ! !

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    I dont want my car has ding on

    Quote Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
    That's what I do...

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    Jack the car up and put concrete block under all 4 sides. So the tires are not touching the ground.

    But if you want to be nice just leave her a nice note .
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    Quote Originally Posted by DieselNuts
    are there cameras in the parking deck? if not, pour sardine juice into the cowl...that will teach her...
    awe man, that shit would keep me from driving for like 3 months.

    holy shit that would be fucking sick.
    i'd lol so hard.

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    take all but one lug nut of of each wheel, and loosen the one that's there a couple of turns. It's not unsafe, she won't even make it out the deck.

    ^^ Yeah, I drew a frame of a man running on each fan blade. That is him running at idle

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    Quote Originally Posted by canadianrcis
    key it and write "learn to park you dumb bitch" in the paint.
    DON'T DO THIS! It would be just my luck it would show up at my dealership on a trade and i would have to spend 30 mins wet sanding and buffing out profanity. Just break glass all around the tires lol I'm not a Mechanic!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruststang
    DON'T DO THIS! It would be just my luck it would show up at my dealership on a trade and i would have to spend 30 mins wet sanding and buffing out profanity. Just break glass all around the tires lol I'm not a Mechanic!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeLLo iM iZzY
    I would find someone with CRX's to squeeze in there.

    Watch that bitch try to get into her car, hhahaa.
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    hook a chain up to the front cv joint and hide it and attach other end either to column or other car.

    leave a note saying have a nice day.

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    Question, is she hot? LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by rbwdriven
    hook a chain up to the front cv joint and hide it and attach other end either to column or other car.

    leave a note saying have a nice day.
    That would be a BAD IDEA lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by uproot
    That is great!!!!!

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    after further observation of the picture, i see no parking line. Maybe she's in 1 parking space? I could be wrong from the poor pics.

    There's a parking space like that at my school. Its a HUGE parking space that 2 small cars can fit, but you know I already park there! Door dings ftl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Homer Simpson
    after further observation of the picture, i see no parking line. Maybe she's in 1 parking space? I could be wrong from the poor pics.

    There's a parking space like that at my school. Its a HUGE parking space that 2 small cars can fit, but you know I already park there! Door dings ftl.
    I must agree with you, o.p she just got there before you
    zoom-zoom-zoom

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    fight fire with fire

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    lol ...

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    She's obviously someone who loves her car enough to protect it from door dings and other misc. markings caused by other parkers. That makes her an enthusiast. One of us.

    Leave her alone and find 2 spaces of your own.

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    Personally...I'd pull the valve stem core on all four tires. It won't damage her car, but just make it extremely inconvienent.

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    If the parking isn't crowded then there is nothing wrong with it..

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