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Preface:

There is a huge population of people trying to make themselves look like gangsters and thugs while talking in fabricated words and taking shirtless pictures of themselves in their bathrooms with camera phones. Fat 19-year-old's with half a dozen children that they dress up like dolls keep trying to talk to me as if I think they are human beings. I've decided to go undercover and infiltrate their community by acting as one of their own. Here are the results of my experiment...


My assumed identities:















Identity used for this conversation:

"GhettoFreshness"

http://www.myspace.com/GhettoFreshness

Victim's name:
DAVID


Profile:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...endid=60153845



Message he sent me:
Quote:
Originally Posted by david
What's good with you, Can I take a minutes away from your time to get to know you? What is your name? My name is David. Do you think I can talk to you on a personal level to get to know you more? I am twenty years old and is form L.A. I am looking for someone I can be in a long term relationship with so if you are interested get back at me....and i like ur simle and ur lips and ur eyes and yous myspace page do you go with some 1 if not are you look in and do you have aim and if u do my aim is TheHipHopKing1 and i am sweet and nice i like to write songs raps and pomes and i keep it real all the time and i dont cheat i just want to be with some 1 i can be happy with so if u look n for the same get back

Quote:
Originally Posted by GhettoFreshness
I think we need to have sex immediately.

Quote:
Originally Posted by David
what

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Originally Posted by GhettoFreshness
Grab yo lump, and stick in mah rump, chump.

Quote:
Originally Posted by David
k i would love 2 talk 2 u and get 2 know u if u want u can call me at 13239970844 any time u want that my cell my name is david

Quote:
Originally Posted by GhettoFreshness
mmmm. I'll hav 2 giv u a call sum time. So wut u into david, and wear do u stay?


Quote:
Originally Posted by David
ok i work and go 2 school i stay n la and i would like 2 talk 2 u and try 2 b ur man


Quote:
Originally Posted by GhettoFreshness
mmmmmm u sexxi, but do u think u cans handle dis shyt right hurr?

Quote:
Originally Posted by David
yea i can if u want 2 b with some 1 4 life
call me and we can talk about us 13239970844

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Originally Posted by GhettoFreshness
I dont have a fone, sexxi.

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Originally Posted by David
o

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Originally Posted by GhettoFreshness
we shuld still tawk ova da spaces. u sweet an i want 2 get 2 no u moar.

Quote:
Originally Posted by David
u 2 but i dont b on myspace like that and i want 2 try 2 b ur man

Quote:
Originally Posted by GhettoFreshness
we shuld meet up den so we's can engage in intercourse.

Quote:
Originally Posted by David
how u dont have a phone

Quote:
Originally Posted by GhettoFreshness
It does'nt matter. I didnt haves a fone wen I was 11 but and I culd still fuk then. mmmmm u sexxi

Quote:
Originally Posted by David
ok i want 2 b ur man

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Originally Posted by GhettoFreshness
So let's meet up and **** like ducks.

Quote:
Originally Posted by David
ok

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Originally Posted by GhettoFreshness
come 2 my house

Quote:
Originally Posted by David
how old r u
call me if yu can 13239970844 david

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Originally Posted by GhettoFreshness
I'm 15. where do u liv? i want 2 cum overr this weakend and taste u.

Quote:
Originally Posted by David
sorry i am 2 old 4 u ur myspace page say u 19

Quote:
Originally Posted by GhettoFreshness
I'm calling the police anyway, you pervert.