I WOKE UP THIS MORNING

[Sammich]

and as I start yawnin That {milk milk} pourin into my bowl
Then I thought to myself {thought thought to myself}
That I need to take a trip to the grocery sto'
Cause the bread is low,
and the chicken I was eating with the mashed potatoes
need {a little bit of gold}
Oops wrong song lyric,
meant a little bit of pepper
Step out the crib with the bearclaw slippers
Robe tied tight, chest no chest hairs
Sto' close at fo' so I gotta get there
Cause it's like 3:50 and I'm just waking up
And it take five minutes just to get to the front
Now I'm standing in long lines - lady with the baby
Probably buying some dog food,
dog probably crazy On a daily basis
my days be like this Cause I got to the register and then the store closed

[Chorus] Yo what up man?!
If you cool what you do - warm it up then!
Can't hold it cause it's hot - put it down then!
I left my kids in daycare - pick em up then!
I'm tryna buy some new shit - what you tryna spend?
All I got is five dollars - so you broke man?
I thought I had ten dollars - so you broke then?
TV dinner on the counter - warm it up then! Warm it up man! Warm it up then!

Aiyyo come, get some, you little bums
I got a lot and you can't get none
That ice cream truck just left, if you run you can catch -
but it's out cause I got the last one
But I got a box of cones that I'm willing to sell I'll sell the ice cream too,
two scoops for a bill
I could build a sand castle without bringing a pail
And go catfish fishing and come up with a whale
But but you know what, that was easy as hell
Well maybe not the line about me catching a whale
But if I did it then it's nothing and I did it as well
Probably easy as it is to move slow for a snail
Did you know I made this beat with my mouth and a bell?
Just a F.Y.I., I'm F-L-Y And for those that can't spell,
I'm a pretty swell guy
I caught a lot of fish I think I'll have a fish fry

[Chorus] Yo what up man?!
If you cool what you do - warm it up then!
Can't hold it cause it's hot - put it down then!
I left my kids in daycare - pick em up then!
I'm tryna buy some new shit - what you tryna spend?
All I got is five dollars - so you broke man?
I thought I had ten dollars - so you broke then?
TV dinner on the counter - warm it up then! Warm it up man! GET THE USERCP TO WORK MAN!

[Ed]

get that black shit out of here.

[Sammich]

GET THAT GAY OUTA HERE

[Killer]

i promise on my life when i read the title i immediately came in here to reply with the lyrics to that song... NOT realizing that's exactly what this thread was!!!!!!!!!!! lol..

my sister said "i need to take a trip to the grocery store" the other day.. and BAM outta my mouth comes "cause the bread is low and the chicken i was eatin with the mashed potatoes NEEDS A LIL BITA GOLD oops wrong song lyric meant a little bita peppa!"

it's epic!

[Sammich]

i promise on my life when i read the title i immediately came in here to reply with the lyrics to that song... NOT realizing that's exactly what this thread was!!!!!!!!!!! lol..

my sister said "i need to take a trip to the grocery store" the other day.. and BAM outta my mouth comes "cause the bread is low and the chicken i was eatin with the mashed potatoes NEEDS A LIL BITA GOLD oops wrong song lyric meant a little bita peppa!"

it's epic!

BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

I DID THIS THREAD FOR U WHITE BOY

[Friggintitsman]

TL/FWI

[Killer]

they say if you aint got no money take your broke ass home...

I say if you got you two dollars then come on to my party
but get bent before you come cause for that liquor i be chargin
yo take down these directions it's right past that intersection
take a right at the light it's the first house on the left.....
And get it got it good you made it i knew you would
we got them drinks in the back and them chickies lookin good!

[Ed]

killer is officially turning black.

next thing he's gonna start drinking grape drank and eating fried chicken.

[Killer]

1... i was drinking grape drank and eating friend chicken before you even knew it was a racial slur...

2... i'm still white... and hate black people... lol

[Ed]

1... i was drinking grape drank and eating friend chicken before you even knew it was a racial slur...

2... i'm still white... and hate black people... lol

sure...

[Killer]

sure...

how bout this.. if i'm TURNING black.. then you've ALWAYS BEEN a mexican....


sounds fair to me...

[Sammich]

how bout this.. if i'm TURNING black.. then you've ALWAYS BEEN a mexican....


sounds fair to me...

THATS COLD AS ICE CHARLIE MURPHY

[Ed]

how bout this.. if i'm TURNING black.. then you've ALWAYS BEEN a mexican....


sounds fair to me...

i dont listen to mexican music.

how is that even fair?

you on the other hand listen to rap/hip hop and still call yourself a racist.

[Sammich]

i dont listen to mexican music.

how is that even fair?

you on the other hand listen to rap/hip hop and still call yourself a racist.

U HAVE A LAWNMOWER AND A TRAILER

[Killer]

i dont listen to mexican music.

how is that even fair?

you on the other hand listen to rap/hip hop and still call yourself a racist.

you have an accent...


that's why...

[G.C]

hahah.

Do you know why they put cotton inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.



Do you know why black people run so fast?

Slow ones are locked up.

i am not racist, i just love the racist jokes.

[osnap]

am i the only one that read just the title of this thread alone and said "damn it!" ?

[Sammich]

am i the only one that read just the title of this thread alone and said "damn it!" ?

[osnap]

[Ed]

[osnap]

[chinitoxamor]

its the fried chicken lol

[Sammich]

LOL WUT

[osnap]

i see wut i did thar.

[Sammich]

THAR DID I WUT SEE I

[Killer]

tick tick clap tick tick tick tick clap

[Sammich]

ONE TWO LACE UP MY SHOE

[Killer]

ONE TWO LACE UP MY SHOE

3 to the 4 when i step out the door

[osnap]

3 to the 4 when i step out the door

dammit killer you're killin my vibe man.

[Killer]

dammit killer you're killin my vibe man.

5-6 kick a lil sumthin with the cool kids..




AND WE DO IT AGAIN!

[osnap]

THREE FOUR SAMMICH'S MOM IS A WHORE

[Killer]

oh.. and give me your z! ha!

[Sammich]

ITS OFFICIALLY KILLER IS A BLACK MAN

[Killer]

ITS OFFICIALLY KILLER IS A BLACK MAN

my penis just grew 3 inches... lol...
















NO HOMO!

[Ran]

Early in the morning, risin' to the street
Light me up that cigarette and I strap shoes on my feet
Got to find a reason, a reason things went wrong
Got to find a reason why my money's all gone
I got a dalmation, and I can still get high
I can play the guitar like a mother fucking riot

Well, life is (too short), so love the one you got
Cause you might get run over or you might get shot
Never start no static I just get it off my chest
Never had to battle with no bulletproof vest
Take a small example, take a tipitty-tip from me
Take all of your money, give it all to charity

Love is what I got
It's within my reach
And the Sublime style's still straight from Long Beach
It all comes back to you, you'll finally get what you deserve
Try and test that you're bound to get served
Love's what I got
Don't start a riot
You'll feel it when the dance gets hot

Lovin', is what I got, I said remember that
Lovin', is what I got, and remember that
Lovin', is what I got, I said remember that
Lovin', is what I got

(That's) why I don't cry when my dog runs away
I don't get angry at the bills I have to pay
I don't get angry when my mom smokes pot
Hits the bottle and goes right to the rock
Fuckin' and fightin', it's all the same
Livin' with Louie dog's the only way to stay sane
Let the lovin', let the lovin' come back to me

Lovin', is what I got, I said remember that
Lovin', is what I got, and remember that
Lovin', is what I got, I said remember that
Lovin', is what I got, I got, I got, I got

Sublime > Nagger Music

[Killer]

Early in the morning, risin' to the street
Light me up that cigarette and I strap shoes on my feet
Got to find a reason, a reason things went wrong
Got to find a reason why my money's all gone
I got a dalmation, and I can still get high
I can play the guitar like a mother fucking riot

Well, life is (too short), so love the one you got
Cause you might get run over or you might get shot
Never start no static I just get it off my chest
Never had to battle with no bulletproof vest
Take a small example, take a tipitty-tip from me
Take all of your money, give it all to charity

Love is what I got
It's within my reach
And the Sublime style's still straight from Long Beach
It all comes back to you, you'll finally get what you deserve
Try and test that you're bound to get served
Love's what I got
Don't start a riot
You'll feel it when the dance gets hot

Lovin', is what I got, I said remember that
Lovin', is what I got, and remember that
Lovin', is what I got, I said remember that
Lovin', is what I got

(That's) why I don't cry when my dog runs away
I don't get angry at the bills I have to pay
I don't get angry when my mom smokes pot
Hits the bottle and goes right to the rock
Fuckin' and fightin', it's all the same
Livin' with Louie dog's the only way to stay sane
Let the lovin', let the lovin' come back to me

Lovin', is what I got, I said remember that
Lovin', is what I got, and remember that
Lovin', is what I got, I said remember that
Lovin', is what I got, I got, I got, I got

Sublime > Nagger Music

truth...

SOOOOOOOOO she told me to come over and i took that trip.. and then she pulled out my mushroom tip... when it came out it went drip drip drip.. i didn't know she had that gi joe KUNG FU GRIP!

[Sammich]

Early in the morning, risin' to the street
Light me up that cigarette and I strap shoes on my feet
Got to find a reason, a reason things went wrong
Got to find a reason why my money's all gone
I got a dalmation, and I can still get high
I can play the guitar like a mother fucking riot

Well, life is (too short), so love the one you got
Cause you might get run over or you might get shot
Never start no static I just get it off my chest
Never had to battle with no bulletproof vest
Take a small example, take a tipitty-tip from me
Take all of your money, give it all to charity

Love is what I got
It's within my reach
And the Sublime style's still straight from Long Beach
It all comes back to you, you'll finally get what you deserve
Try and test that you're bound to get served
Love's what I got
Don't start a riot
You'll feel it when the dance gets hot

Lovin', is what I got, I said remember that
Lovin', is what I got, and remember that
Lovin', is what I got, I said remember that
Lovin', is what I got

(That's) why I don't cry when my dog runs away
I don't get angry at the bills I have to pay
I don't get angry when my mom smokes pot
Hits the bottle and goes right to the rock
Fuckin' and fightin', it's all the same
Livin' with Louie dog's the only way to stay sane
Let the lovin', let the lovin' come back to me

Lovin', is what I got, I said remember that
Lovin', is what I got, and remember that
Lovin', is what I got, I said remember that
Lovin', is what I got, I got, I got, I got

Sublime > Nagger Music

THOSE TWO LINES JUST MADE NOT READ ANYMORE LYRICS CUZ THOSE THINGS DONT APPEAL TO ME

my penis just grew 3 inches... lol...
















NO HOMO!

3.5" W00T

[bigdare23]

That's ironic

Sammich just lost his NAACP membership this morning. So Killer if you're interested in his spot LMK

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Sammich = Swaggerlacker!

[Sammich]

That's ironic

Sammich just lost his NAACP membership this morning. So Killer if you're interested in his spot LMK

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Sammich = Swaggerlacker!

I WILL THROW YOU UNDER THE VAN AND BUST YOU UP, LIKE KIP DID IN NAPOLEON DYNAMITE

[Killer]

That's ironic

Sammich just lost his NAACP membership this morning. So Killer if you're interested in his spot LMK

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Sammich = Swaggerlacker!