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    Default WTF @ BAGELS

    ok, so you are supposed to get them in half then warm them up and put your toppings on?

    they never fucking come apart like they should, and i end up eating a dry, room temperature unsatisfying bagel.

    fuck bagels.
    And miles to go before I sleep,
    And miles to go before I sleep.

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    You're bored too? Slow days at work ftw but I'd rather be at home like everyone else lol.
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    Bagels ftw. Especially with egg and cheese.

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    but i cant get the shit on it, it wont cut in half properly.


    then on top of it, i was makin this thread, and the half i did manage to cram into the toaster, it burned.
    And miles to go before I sleep,
    And miles to go before I sleep.

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    That's why you buy pre-cut bagels
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    Yeah pre cut is easier and doesn't crumble which sounds like that's the problem, cream cheese is also the shit I think.

    FYI Publix has pretty good bagels.

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    they wont precut.
    And miles to go before I sleep,
    And miles to go before I sleep.

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    I get the ones that are in a bag w/ the rest of the bread. Publix has the best donoughts too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LizBiz
    I get the ones that are in a bag w/ the rest of the bread. Publix has the best donoughts too.

    No Krispy Kream Has the best donuts...



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    Quote Originally Posted by eViLMunkey
    No Krispy Kream Has the best donuts...
    Can't argue with that, too bad I don't live around one tho, so I must settle for Publix. I didn't expect this tread to take off......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Halfwit
    ok, so you are supposed to get them in half then warm them up and put your toppings on?

    they never fucking come apart like they should, and i end up eating a dry, room temperature unsatisfying bagel.

    fuck bagels.
    Be smarter than the bagels.
    Back to being stock and slow

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    Quote Originally Posted by Motivation
    Be smarter than the bagels.
    impossible.
    And miles to go before I sleep,
    And miles to go before I sleep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Motivation
    Be smarter than the bagels.
    If you can't, buy a machine that makes it idiot proof.

    http://www.cutleryandmore.com/bagel-slicer.htm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    If you can't, buy a machine that makes it idiot proof.

    http://www.cutleryandmore.com/bagel-slicer.htm

    lol. I see some people losing a finger and still messing up their bagel with that thing.
    Back to being stock and slow

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    Quote Originally Posted by Motivation
    lol. I see some people losing a finger and still messing up their bagel with that thing.
    why spend 19.95 on that when you can use a knife
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    Quote Originally Posted by LizBiz
    why spend 19.95 on that when you can use a knife
    Now, who would trust you with a knife?
    Back to being stock and slow

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    Cream cheese bagels FTMFW!

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    Then stop making the m casey.Pizza rolls FTW!!!
    Jason..

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    Quote Originally Posted by 350ZFTW
    Then stop making the m casey.Pizza rolls FTW!!!

    This guy knows whats up. Pizza Rolls > Bagels.
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    it was big, made mine look small, probably didn't use all of it

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    Quote Originally Posted by 03RCode
    This guy knows whats up. Pizza Rolls > Bagels.

    Bagel Bites > Pizza Rolls > bagels

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    Quote Originally Posted by imbosile
    Bagel Bites > Pizza Rolls > bagels
    vagina > pizza rolls > bagel bites > bagels


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    Quote Originally Posted by GKtib®
    vagina > pizza rolls > bagel bites > bagels

    x3.14


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    it was big, made mine look small, probably didn't use all of it

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    Quote Originally Posted by GKtib®
    vagina > pizza rolls > bagel bites > bagels
    your mom's vagina > all other vagina > pizza rolls > bagel bites > bagels

    it had to be said.

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    normally the begals i used to eat before they started making me throw up were pre cut.

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    how the hail are you worth 11?


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    Quote Originally Posted by GKtib®
    how the hail are you worth 11?
    I'm either worth 11 or 12
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    I Like This Thread...+9

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    if you cant seem to cut a bagel in half


    theres a problem homie

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    I like them with Cream cheese and Grape Jelly!

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    Kroger cinnamon raisin bagels with Philadelphia honey nut cream cheese FTW.

    ^^ Yeah, I drew a frame of a man running on each fan blade. That is him running at idle

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