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  1. 12-14-2008, 02:54 PM #1
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    Default WTF POINT OF A HANDJOB??

    So this guy on cops just went to jail for tryna pay for one. WTF!!!



    I mean FOR REAL?? I never understood this. If we're somewhere that you can get away w/ givin' me a handjob, then we're somewhere you can get away w/ giving me blowjob.

    Let me crunch some data... yeah, that's it: BJ > HJ. I mean do you REALLY think you can jack my dick better than me? LOL. That's a no.



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    True, but some girls aren't that talented at bj's
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    Quote Originally Posted by simontibbett
    True, but some girls aren't that talented at bj's
    but then they prob arent any better at hand jobs.
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    Then they need a new business
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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J
    So this guy on cops just went to jail for tryna pay for one. WTF!!!



    I mean FOR REAL?? I never understood this. If we're somewhere that you can get away w/ givin' me a handjob, then we're somewhere you can get away w/ giving me blowjob.

    Let me crunch some data... yeah, that's it: BJ > HJ. I mean do you REALLY think you can jack my dick better than me? LOL. That's a no.


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    HJs still feel good cause you can relax and someone else is doing the work. I mean BJs are better but I'd seldom turn down either, and the HJ is easier for the girl to give, I'm happier getting a HJ than nothing.

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    True, and at least finish in her mouth
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    I can still play xbox360 will getting a hand job. So therefore there is a purpose for recieving one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by simontibbett
    True, and at least finish in her mouth
    thought this was a given?
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    Quote Originally Posted by LS2_KID
    I can still play xbox360 will getting a hand job. So therefore there is a purpose for recieving one.

    hahaha

    xbox + hand job/blow job = the shit
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    i wouldnt turn one down though. if nothing else, you can tell all your friends and the next time the bitch comes around you and all your friends can lol @ that bitch playing with your cock. lol
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    Well for the guy on Cops the handjob was probably better because that way he couldn't get herpes from homegirl's mouth.
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    ^ TRUE

    stds ftmfl.
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    Hell - neve rknwo where a hookers hands have been - prob up some guys ass. LMAO
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    lol if i had to resort to getting some from a hooker, i would take a hand job, make that bitch wear a rubber glove to...

    however, im with the OP, why pay for someone to jack it, unless of course you are playing xbox.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rhd_civic_ej
    lol if i had to resort to getting some from a hooker, i would take a hand job, make that bitch wear a rubber glove to...

    however, im with the OP, why pay for someone to jack it, unless of course you are playing xbox.

    It is possible to get a blowjob while playing xbox i promise...
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    Maybe he didnt want to catch aids from the hooker?
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    HJ/BJ got nothin on an ZJ
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    Quote Originally Posted by turbo jetta
    hahaha

    xbox + hand job/blow job = the shit

    xbox+hj/bj= my cod kill ratio is going doooooown.
    FS/FT - WHEELS W/TIRES
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sport1.3
    HJ/BJ got nothin on an ZJ

    I cant afford a zj.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuckster
    I cant afford a zj.

    Not very many can
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    LOL - I'm RICH BITCH!!
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    ANYBODY EVER HAD A AJ?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich
    ANYBODY EVER HAD A AJ?
    whats an aj?
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    IF U DONT KNOW..THEN THATS A NO



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    "COREY BLADE SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RETARD, YOU SCAMMED SOMEONE YOU HAVE NO ROOM TO TALK!"
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    the price difference is probably astronomical. If some hooker said "blow job, $100" or "hand job $10." Which one would you go for?
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    Quote Originally Posted by willum14pb
    the price difference is probably astronomical. If some hooker said "blow job, $100" or "hand job $10." Which one would you go for?
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    I would love a Handjob from some strange woman right now. My wife had surgery and we can have sex for 6 weeks! I am sorry but that is an excuse for some strange!
    A man just can't be expected to wait that long! Can he???????????
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    Quote Originally Posted by THE KREEP
    I would love a Handjob from some strange woman right now. My wife had surgery and we can have sex for 6 weeks! I am sorry but that is an excuse for some strange!
    A man just can't be expected to wait that long! Can he???????????
    NO..FIND SOME PR0N ON THE WEBS AND FAP



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    Personally if that is all the girl is up to doing, only way it is good is if she atleast swallows at the end...LOL, other wise stay home and let me yank on it myself!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich
    NO..FIND SOME PR0N ON THE WEBS AND FAP
    Yes yes pron will keeps me out of teh trouble and well hell I can fap it better than any woman could. LOL
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    any one had a VJ??

    haha, only a few folks on here will know what this is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by THE KREEP
    I would love a Handjob from some strange woman right now. My wife had surgery and we can have sex for 6 weeks!
    Just tell her to lay down and open her mouth.

    Tonsil Tapping FTW
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran
    Tonsil Tapping FTW
    um...

    he's white...



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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich
    um...

    he's white...
    Tongue rubbing works just as well. lol
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    thought he could only reach the rear lips....



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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich
    um...

    he's white...
    Get back in the field boy!!! lmao
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