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  1. 11-07-2008, 09:15 PM #1
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    Default My girlfriend is on the rag again

    So she is going to let me plow her fart pipe again tonight. I just got that shit two nights ago.


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    honestly, you disgust me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PRiMAdonna
    honestly, I'm jealous.
    *fixed*
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    congrats! im in the same situation

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    Quote Originally Posted by hotshot
    congrats! im in the same situation
    *high five*
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    actually, my g/f is on the rag and im hittin someone elses fart pipe

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    Quote Originally Posted by hotshot
    actually, my g/f is on the rag and im hittin someone elses fart pipe
    lol now that's quality.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Friggintitsman
    lol now that's quality.



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    There are way better options for these few days of the month than having your dick smell like shit. It's called a blowjob!


    Personally I look forward to blowjob week!
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    Quote Originally Posted by civic95
    There are way better options for these few days of the month than having your dick smell like shit. It's called a blowjob!


    Personally I look forward to blowjob week!
    me too..ur girl is just awesome son



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    u gotta do what you gotta do

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    eeewwwwwww
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    GJ!!! I only got to hit my gf's winking brown eye twice.
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    tmi!

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    wow. this is truly a guys thread.....btw i have never heard the term "plow her fart pipe"....when you put it that way it makes it sound even worse.
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    does placing my meat mallet in her dookie chute sound better?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hotshot
    does placing my meat mallet in her dookie chute sound better?
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    why not just use the classy terms like..."anal sex"......to boring?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhatbacK
    why not just use the classy terms like..."anal sex"......to boring?
    doesnt show imagination.

    EDIT: nor does it hold any comedic value.
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    Quote Originally Posted by redrumracer
    doesnt show imagination.

    EDIT: nor does it hold any comedic value.
    i like the way you think.

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    how about beef bat in her brown eye

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    true...it isnt as funny.

    previous statement retracted.

    i hope you have fun plunging your girls shit hole..
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhatbacK
    true...it isnt as funny.

    previous statement retracted.

    i hope you have fun plunging your girls shit hole..
    Now you're gettin the hang of it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hotshot
    Now you're gettin the hang of it!
    haha. well you dont usually hear us girls talking like that..........well i dont atleast. i figurd a guy would be weirded out if a girl said that to him.....but funny how guys dont care and still say stuff like that to us! men you sure do know how to turn us on
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhatbacK
    haha. well you dont usually hear us girls talking like that..........well i dont atleast. i figurd a guy would be weirded out if a girl said that to him.....but funny how guys dont care and still say stuff like that to us! men you sure do know how to turn us on
    I think i'd be slightly aroused if a fine girl came up to me and said "Sir, would you be so kind as to stick your meatsicle in my shit hole?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by hotshot
    I think i'd be slightly aroused if a fine girl came up to me and said "Sir, would you be so kind as to stick your meatsicle in my shit hole?"


    would you not burst out laughing first??? theres no way in hell youd be able to keep a straight face if a girl came up to you and said that!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhatbacK
    true...it isnt as funny.

    previous statement retracted.

    i hope you have fun plunging your girls shit hole..
    And chicks wonder why they can't keep a man.

    If more women worried more about he kitchen and the bedroom rather than the club and the mall the world would be a better place.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Friggintitsman
    And chicks wonder why they can't keep a man.

    If more women worried more about he kitchen and the bedroom rather than the club and the mall the world would be a better place.
    why is that in reference to me?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhatbacK
    why is that in reference to me?
    Hell I don't know.... I already forgot what the original post was.
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    Serious Question. Will she keep the tampon in or not?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Friggintitsman
    And chicks wonder why they can't keep a man.

    If more women worried more about he kitchen and the bedroom rather than the club and the mall the world would be a better place.
    That wasn't sexist - AT ALL.

    If more men would worry about pleasing women enough in the bedroom - we wouldn't be at the club or the mall...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cav-E-R
    That wasn't sexist - AT ALL.

    If more men would worry about pleasing women enough in the bedroom - we wouldn't be at the club or the mall...
    Reps!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cav-E-R
    That wasn't sexist - AT ALL.

    If more men would worry about pleasing women enough in the bedroom - we wouldn't be at the club or the mall...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cav-E-R
    That wasn't sexist - AT ALL.

    If more men would worry about pleasing women enough in the bedroom - we wouldn't be at the club or the mall...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cav-E-R
    That wasn't sexist - AT ALL.

    If more men would worry about pleasing women enough in the bedroom - we wouldn't be at the club or the mall...
    Trust me I'm all bidness in bedroom.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Friggintitsman
    Trust me I'm all bidness in bedroom.
    x2. Although us men all love ejaculating, it wouldn't be nearly as good if the lady friend wasn't enjoying it.
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    btw that avatar is seriously disguisting!!!!!!
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    i no like the bung hole... exit only imo... btw dude that rep you gave me was fucked up lol
    You know better; next time will be a ban.
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    Quote Originally Posted by §treet_§peed
    i no like the bung hole... exit only imo... btw dude that rep you gave me was fucked up lol
    wat?

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