I have come to realize it has to be Sammich. He is always complaining about his low budget wife and maxima. He tries to dis others, to make his life feel a little less um......... poor. He called me to ask is he could borrow some money, to fix a leak in the roof of his double wide. I told him that would be fine if he didn't mind lending his wife out for a few hours. But all bets where off when she showed up to my door looking like Mya Angelou.