A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.
He marched straight up to the counter and said, 'Hi. You know, I just HATE
drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.'
The social worker behind the counter said, 'Your timing is excellent!' We just
got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur You'll have
to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because
of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you
will have to satisfy her every need.
You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is
$200,000 a year.'




The guy, wide-eyed, said, 'You're lying!!!'





The social worker said, 'Yeah, well . . . you started it.