My girl was driving home when she called:

-I was driving home and after I got off the phone I hit a turtle (she)
-Is everything ok (me)
-Yeah but I feel bad about the turtle (she)
( I started cracking up )
-Thats not funny (she)
-Thats aight god will forgive you because he knows that women specially blondes cant drive (me)
she hang up the call on my face, after five minutes I got a txt from her saying not to call her until monday.





So i think monday.. ill act all normal.. take her out to a nice chinese restaurant and order some turtle soup.. then tell her it's from the turtle she killed!!!


LOL. girls are ridiculous.