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    Default I hit a girl..

    ..wow I feel like such ****.

    We were having an argument and she went too far. She made a comment along the lines of "your loser father couldn't keep a relationship together and you can't either!". When I was around 11, my parents got divorced and fought for custody. My dad wanted me and my brother because he genuinely loved us. My mom wanted us just to spite my dad. She won, and my dad kinda lost it over the decades.

    This was too far for me. I had never, EVER hit a girl before, but it happened so fast I didn't even know I did it.

    Basically, I cocked my fist back, and flew it straight into her nose. I thought it would be like the movies where she would get a little trickle of blood. It wasn't. Her nose EXPLODED. I think I must of broken a bunch of cartilege or something because blood shot out of both her nostrils, got all over me, got all over the floor. She staggered backwards, hit her head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent, and slumped down.

    We were both stunned for about 10 seconds before she started crying hysterically and ran into my room and locked the door. So I went to wash my hands, and while I was in the bathroom I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. That was about 5 hours ago so I guess she didn't go the cops or anything. So later I went home and broke down in tears.. My mom came in the room and when she heard about the story she got scared and said your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anything i can say that this cab was rare but i thought "nah yo homes to bel air!" I pulled up to a house for about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cab yo homes smell ya later, looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my thrown as the prince of bel air.

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    Nah not even. theres not enough alcohol on the planet that would convince me to bang that chick.I wouldn't hit that with Magic Johnson's dick.....on second thought
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    I thought this was real at first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simontibbett
    I thought this was real at first.
    x2 i was about to say bishes just dont know when to shut up...now looking at will..i have to say...bishes just dont know when to shut up



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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich
    x2 i was about to say bishes just dont know when to shut up...now looking at will..i have to say...bishes just dont know when to shut up
    i'll fist you.

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    damn ive never seen a nose explode you sure you didnt hit Micheal Jackson.

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    that just reminded me of how fine tatiyana ali is

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    LOL x2..i thought it was serious! ..if it was ...why would u post it on a PUBLIC forum? lol

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    lol i got you ****ers good!!! that was the point, see how far you read, like hol y****? this dude clocked a *****? and then you're like, that ******!!! . enjoy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by willum14pb
    lol i got you ****ers good!!! that was the point, see how far you read, like hol y****? this dude clocked a *****? and then you're like, that ******!!! . enjoy.
    this was done before. Not 100% The same but still

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    Quote Originally Posted by EJ25RUN
    this was done before. Not 100% The same but still
    More than once on this forum.
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    Damn I am actually feeling bad.......Then it was like how come that last sentence sound so familiar.


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    Quote Originally Posted by twinj
    Damn I am actually feeling bad.......Then it was like how come that last sentence sound so familiar.

    hahaha!

    and ej25run, im sure something simliar has been done in the history of the world. It's called a joke. get it? or should i explain that too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by willum14pb
    hahaha!

    and ej25run, im sure something simliar has been done in the history of the world. It's called a joke. get it? or should i explain that too.
    would you really?

    I promise to take good notes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by twinj
    Damn I am actually feeling bad.......Then it was like how come that last sentence sound so familiar.
    bwahahaha at that sig! i cant stop looking at it. reps.


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    lulz, I must say, I chuckled when I started singing the bel air song.

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    I was hoping it was real.

    Nothing wrong with hittin bitches if they step outta line.

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    omg i just shat myself.

    that was too f*cking good.
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    HAHAHAHAHHA I thought this was serious! i was about to call you..

    until:


    "said your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air"



    nice, you got me good.. douche bag..

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    ... just been bel-aired....
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    I rarely do this but neg rep.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1SICKLEX
    I rarely do this but neg rep.....
    oh booo, *****.

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    well you got me...


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    ahahaha you got me


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    Quote Originally Posted by 1SICKLEX
    I rarely do this but neg rep.....

    douche..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frög
    douche..
    agreed

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    JACKASS!!! i say this thread will own the whole ia. lol!!

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    I was like then I was like finally ....... Pretty good +1
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    someone did that in a news paper on another forum. they reported a "shocking" murder witnessed by a school bus full of kids. i'll try to find it...
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    AHah excellent!

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    How can she slap?!?!
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    ^ LOL

    Nice transition into fresh prince, You got me you asface.

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    Yeah, you got me...I was like DAMMMNN he pwned that *****, and now he is going to jail, and now he is......rapping fresh prince? lololol
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    CALL UP UR EVO BUDDY ED...I'M SURE HE'LL ENJOY THAT



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    Quote Originally Posted by willum14pb
    ..wow I feel like such ****.

    We were having an argument and she went too far. She made a comment along the lines of "your loser father couldn't keep a relationship together and you can't either!". When I was around 11, my parents got divorced and fought for custody. My dad wanted me and my brother because he genuinely loved us. My mom wanted us just to spite my dad. She won, and my dad kinda lost it over the decades.

    This was too far for me. I had never, EVER hit a girl before, but it happened so fast I didn't even know I did it.

    Basically, I cocked my fist back, and flew it straight into her nose. I thought it would be like the movies where she would get a little trickle of blood. It wasn't. Her nose EXPLODED. I think I must of broken a bunch of cartilege or something because blood shot out of both her nostrils, got all over me, got all over the floor. She staggered backwards, hit her head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent, and slumped down.

    We were both stunned for about 10 seconds before she started crying hysterically and ran into my room and locked the door. So I went to wash my hands, and while I was in the bathroom I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. That was about 5 hours ago so I guess she didn't go the cops or anything. So later I went home and broke down in tears.. My mom came in the room and when she heard about the story she got scared and said your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anything i can say that this cab was rare but i thought "nah yo homes to bel air!" I pulled up to a house for about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cab yo homes smell ya later, looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my thrown as the prince of bel air.


    YOU SUCK SO DAMN BAD!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leisa
    YOU SUCK SO DAMN BAD!

    baahahahahhaahhaha

    i shoulda titled it

    "leisa's daughter gets his..." LOLOLOL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by willum14pb
    baahahahahhaahhaha

    i shoulda titled it

    "leisa's daughter gets his..." LOLOLOL.
    U MEAN HERS?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich
    U MEAN HERS?
    i meant hit...

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    Quote Originally Posted by willum14pb
    baahahahahhaahhaha

    i shoulda titled it

    "leisa's daughter gets his..." LOLOLOL.



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