z06xorz vs sr-twinky

[lemansz]

Sr20 vs z06




Yesterday, a kid i know was going to trade his 1996 Range Rover HSE 4.6 for a 1997 sr20 240.

so a few of us went along to look at the car...

We got there and it was pretty awesome.

75k mile, dark green Nissan 240, sr20, front mount, turbo, exhaust, injectors....fatty 18 inch wheels, 275's out back.
Eibach springs, tokico shox, carbon hood, recaro seats, dvd screen in dash, playstation, vcr, huge amp, speakers all around, u get the picture

We were pretty amazed why this guy wanted to trade for the rover because this car was extremely well put together and very nice.

i wanted it for myself

oh did i mention it made 425 rwhp?
with a 30 shot of nitrous


so long story short
The 240 seller test drives the rover, and likes it and wants to do the deal.
The rover owner wants to test drive the 240.

The bottle has some spray in it so on the test drive they want me to go along with my car and race to see if the car really made 425 rwhp.

im liek, sure whatever
so we jump on the loop, and go down and turn around.

midway on the trip he punched it beside me, and it took off pretty good but it sounded liek it was detonating, spark knocking.

im like hmm, could be waste gate or somehtign.

so we turned around and headed back towards home...

we get lined up, in 2nd gear, about 35-40

and the passenger (owner of the 240 at the time) gives the 1-2-3 go sign.

and driver (potential 240 buyer) doesnt go.. so i didnt go

so im liek wtf.. .then boom he went.

he was just so slow to go, after the countdown that i thoight he wasnt payign attention.


he runs through 2-3-4 gear, .. while i was still cruising in 2nd with my window down.

hmm...but i heard something again... hmmm
that car pinging liek hell.

i kinda chuckle to myself, thinking " damn that chit gona blow up pingign liek that"


so then i catch back up and we race from a 35-40 roll....

they sprayed me.


i pulled steady up to about 100.. when i shifted into 4th i was about 5 cars out.

all the while, its pinging liek crazy

then...


BOOOOOOM! OMGXORZ!!!


HUGE PLUM OF WHITE SMOKE.!!


he popped the motor!!

It looks liek sr20 spy hunter behind me.


they drove it back home, and it was chugging a ton of air out of the crank case. and pourign oil out of the crank vent.

the motor was done.

the seller still wants to trade the sr for the rover.

but he wanted to sweeten the deal because the motor was toast.


he had a 1996 jeep cherokee that he wanted to sell.

he was askign 3000.

so he knocks 1500 off the price and we go ahead and buy the jeep.(to compensate for the blown motor)

and we left the rover, went and got a trailor and used the jeep to haul the 240 home.


thats the kid pullin the motor today in some of those pics...

i did a compression test on it just now.

as follows

1- 125 psi
2 - 105 psi
3 - ZERO
4- 145


yep its popped



when it gets back together, man this thing is nice.


what yall think bout dat dere story?

best wun all week eh?

here are a few pics of the car...








sumthin dont look rite about this spark plug............









a little sneap peek for braggin rights..... yall better have yalls A games u LT1 guys.

[lemansz]

kill story # 2

Us vs 1996 jeep.

since we only had 1000$ in that jeep
we ragged it pretty hard last nite..

lightly put we went on a rampage with this thing.


we out there puttin a water pump on it now

208,000 miles btw

it mite be trail rated.

but its not downtown charleston rated....................... thats real.....





hoo needs a CD player................................ fuk dat chit








looks like water leek........ hay..... ROB............ why does the rite tire look like it got reel hot and has a bunch of roks stuk too it.

[lemansz]

last nite about 4 am. i foudn this door " not shut gud"


so i shut it gud

reazL gud

[KINGLEH]

def the best story ive hurd all week.


to bad for that Srtwinky. I hurd them things was fast.



shut the door so gud the window kep going.

[HiPSI]

holy fucking shit... i'm drooling on myself. not because of the cars, because reading your "story" made me mentally retarded much like yourself.

[ct9a gsr]

my brain hurts from trying to read this...

[chuck]

ok, can i have my 5 minutes back...was there some point or anything to this post. i can somewhat understand the "race" story and f'n up the engine but where does the jeep come into all of this??

[lemansz]

holy fucking shit... i'm drooling on myself. not because of the cars, because reading your "story" made me mentally retarded much like yourself.

why are you hating?

i knwo my thread is dumb, its suppose to be

i can see where it is possible this thread might take away a few IQ points...

but tell me...


what in that thread makes you an asshole?

so why the hate?


it was supposed to be retarded... = funny.


so chill

is it because dohmestic beat import?

who cares, i think the import was awesome.
cant wait till its back together, and kikin ass

[lemansz]

ok, can i have my 5 minutes back...was there some point or anything to this post. i can somewhat understand the "race" story and f'n up the engine but where does the jeep come into all of this??

well it is kinda strange.


the kid was " test driving this sr20.." before buying it

but ion the test drive they decided to "race " me.

on the spray.

the motor blowws up.

boom

its technically still the owners car, and he still wants to sell it.

so he wanted to "give" the kid 1500$ to fix the car.

he didnt have any cash.

so he knocked 1500 off of the 3000 he wanted for that jeep.

so boom we suddenly had a jeep to drive downtown last night.


the "kill" story is abotu the jeep

we kill jeep

or tried.

ha


just being dumb...

for those of you that cannot spare any of your sub-100 total of IQ points im goign to go back and edit the story to make more clear.

[BTLFED]

Soooo.....both of you (Kingleh and lemanz) are posting from the same computer, or are the same person? Is that Jeep stolen? Something's fishy about this thread.

[KINGLEH]

same IP


in a way..... the JEEP is stoledN.

i meen 1k............

[green91]

wowz0rs your a fucking idiot! woah its pinging !! pinging!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! shit!!!!!!!!

fucking idiot.

[lemansz]

Soooo.....both of you are posting from the same computer, or are the same person? Is that Jeep stolen? Something's fishy about this thread.

well i have been wondering the same thing.

no there are 5 computers here, they shoudl have different IP's.

but it is acting strange. i looked up just a few seconds ago, and it said " signed in as kingleh"

this forum is the only one that does that.

jeep is not stolen, just has 200k miles on it.

3000$ should be about the going rate.

he knocked 1500 off of the price. to pay for fixing the sr20.

i slammed the door in the jeep so hard the window burst.


whats so fishy?

[lemansz]

wowz0rs your a fucking idiot! woah its pinging !! pinging!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! shit!!!!!!!!

fucking idiot.

??

i agree.

i was in another car. iit was pinging so much i heard it in MY car, the car that was winnign the race.

[HiPSI]

you know, nobody would give you as much shit if you'd just type like a normal person and less like you're having a fuckin seizure during each post. i could really care less about who won or lost, but your post is impossible to read and nobody here knows you so we can't tell if you're really retarded or just trying to seem funny .

[lemansz]

ha

yea stupid more than anythign.

pretty hung over,

[green91]

yeah i truthfully couldnt follow what the fuck you were talking about.. but its obvios your clueless!

i used to to do alot of pinging when i was into online gaming, lag always kills me in quake 3 arena

[KINGLEH]

yeah i truthfully couldnt follow what the fuck you were talking about.. but its obvios your clueless!

OBVIOUSLYxorz!


if you couldnt follow.......... that meens u dont knwo wuts going on......... that meens u are obvisouly CLUEless..









XORZ

[green91]

your english is phenomenal

[HiPSI]

OBVIOUSLYxorz!


if you couldnt follow.......... that meens u dont knwo wuts going on......... that meens u are obvisouly CLUEless..

no, it "meens" that you kant typ wurf a fuck!

[lemansz]

yeah i truthfully couldnt follow what the fuck you were talking about.. but its obvios your clueless!

i used to to do alot of pinging when i was into online gaming, lag always kills me in quake 3 arena

now i am not following you

pinging an IP, and pinging an engine

are two different things, but that is so elementary that it should be implied.

i use the phrases "detonation" , ' pinging" and " spark knocking" synonymously

u need to go ahead and fuck off for being a hater.

[lemansz]

your english is phenomenal

its more of a habit, a signature.

interweb talkxorz'

coxor

[green91]

i am fully aware of the differences... it was a joke. sarcasm 0wnz j00. youre absolutely right... i am a hater

[green91]

well im glad your signature move is indicative of a lack of intelligence

[KINGLEH]

ixorz canxorz typexorz howeverxorz ixorz wantxorz toxorz talkxorz ifxorz.

if u cant understnad. din datz ur prob


it isnt hard to comprehend, joo's just hate'N

[green91]

what is it exactly im hating on? your combination of ebonics and h4x0r speech is harder to decipher than some foreign languages

[KINGLEH]

this thread

ok.......

[lemansz]

well im glad your signature move is indicative of a lack of intelligence

to each his own....


i amn not insecure abotu my intelligence... so i dotn really care.

i have foudn that most people perceive dummies as less of a threat

than GBI killers

[lemansz]

what is it exactly im hating on? your combination of ebonics and h4x0r speech is harder to decipher than some foreign languages

harder for YOU to decipher


seems liek a personal problem

[hotrodcivic]

here are the pics once we got the engine apart.


ouch. boom.

[hotrodcivic]

will someone please unban Kingleh and lemansz? Is that all you have to do around here to get banned? I think those two can really add alot to this forum. They are decent guys.
Thanks

[BTLFED]

will someone please unban Kingleh and lemansz? Is that all you have to do around here to get banned? I think those two can really add alot to this forum. They are decent guys.
Thanks

lol! I dunno who banned them, but I think they will give them one more chance.

[lemansz]

I would just like to say...

It is GREAT!!!! to be unbanned.

Thank you.. to somebody.


That piston is TOAST!

You can look in the crack and see where the hole goes into the piston, behind the ring. It is a pretty sad sight. # 2 cylinder was hurt some also.

[KINGLEH]

I CONCURE

[00CIVICSI]

its called Bigboosting.com Typ3ing! hahaha j/p both 24dee going to ready for braggin Rights? Only a month away.....

[HalfBaked]

Ya'll got banned?

That's freaking retarded.

I understood this thread...

[KINGLEH]

yuh boef deuce 4D should make it.


Mine will fo sho

[ObjectZero]

ma 2 fouty showty should make it if i can find a short block. anyone want the flip up head unit...i dunno who makes it. DVD in da dash.

P.S. i owned the 240 so know i own the 240.

[silviadriftr]

Ok, it's official! I went blind trying to read and decifier this. Thanks!!!!!!!!

[lemansz]

hmm, you guys must not have been on the internet long.