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    Default The Lie Clock

    A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
    He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'
    St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks.
    Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.'
    'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?'
    'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'
    'Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'
    St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.'
    'Where's Barack Obama¢s clock?' asked the man.
    'Obama's clock is in Jesus' office.
    He's using it as a ceiling fan'!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    lol...... you piece of sh*t. Quit hatin you McCain lover.
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    Rich...Bob...Stan...?????

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    epic hilarity ensues

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    lol....good laugh for the morning!

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    Weak SAuce Brett!

    ALL POLITICIANS LIE!


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    I remember this joke from a while back. They just rehashed Obama's name into it. Nice though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran
    I remember this joke from a while back. They just rehashed Obama's name into it. Nice though.

    werd

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    Quote Originally Posted by Turblag
    lol...... you piece of sh*t. Quit hatin you McCain lover.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    I knew you would get a kick out of that.
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    hahaha thats a good one

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    I got a really good laugh! + Repped if I can

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