The 6 Raunchiest Sex Acts

[Hulud]

and they come from the bible... lol

http://www.cracked.com/article_16546...rom-bible.html


read for a good laugh

[slostang]

the bible is a bigger supported of breasts than the push-up bra +2

edit- nvm on the +2

[DJ Maestro]

omfg that was funny as hell!

[eViLMunkey]

SKeet on the ground and he shall SMite thee.. Bwahaha!!

[metalman]

Odd thing is I have done most of those.
Onan's sis in law was fugly, if you seen that beotch you'd have pulled out too!
She's lucky I even got it up!!!...and...Lots daughters were hot BTW. lol



Okay...I am not that old...N/M.

[Hulud]

Odd thing is I have done most of those.
Onan's sis in law was fugly, if you seen that beotch you'd have pulled out too!
She's lucky I even got it up!!!...and...Lots daughters were hot BTW. lol



Okay...I am not that old...N/M.

haha you sure those wheels your gonna sell me arent chiseled out of stone?

[slostang]

haha you sure those wheels your gonna sell me arent chiseled out of stone?

nah man, they are carved out of wood.

[Hulud]

nah man, they are carved out of wood.

so i gotta worry about termites then? F*CK!

[slostang]

so i gotta worry about termites then? F*CK!

that would make for an interesting call to the exterminator (and I dont mean Arnold)

[Hulud]

true

[osnap]

i love cracked... so much.

This did not deter the women of the day, who may have gone along with the whole thing based on a preconception about giants and giant genitalia. We're guessing that didn't last long, as thresholds for pain eventually give way and even if they don't, vaginas do.

And nine months later, surprise! You're giving birth to a veritable six-year-old! Hope you've been having so much giant-sex in the meantime that your vagina is approximately as passable as a Slip N Slide, because that's going to come in handy when Junior runs out of it, already holding a Nerf ball.

[DJ Maestro]

i smoke crack... so much.

Fixed for spelling.