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    Default I cant take it has to be settled here...

    Bear vs. Gorilla who would win?

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    BEAR WOULD F*CK A GORILLA UP, I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE.


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    what type of bear? and can the gorrila use technology (they do have thumbs)?

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    i was involved in a 1 hour debate on the subject...yesterday.... great way to spend a sunday afternoon...lol

    Im with the gorilla...there really really strong... but i can see the bear coming out on top as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cornercarver78
    what type of bear? and can the gorrila use technology (they do have thumbs)?

    one with fur...and no technology..

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    gorilla has some pretty ferocious teeth.

    but bears have ferocious teeth and uber-fvck-you-up claws.


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    If it is a Kodiak bear then the bear all motherfvckin' day long.


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    I think a gorilla is a much smarter species and would find a way to kill the bear without too much injury. However, I have seen bears take a full clip from a .308 and still come at us... It also depends on what bear you are talking about, a grizzly, Kodiak, brown, black, Chicago, Care, etc...?

    +1 Kodiak over the Gorilla
    = Grizzly vs Gorilla
    Others would get owned

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    Duplicate post.....FTL.

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    That'd be an epic brawl.....idea for a ppv special, anyone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BobbyFresh
    That'd be an epic brawl.....idea for a ppv special, anyone?
    PETA would sh!t a bear sized brick!
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    polar/kodiak over a gorilla... i would think...

    the rest... would die...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Maestro
    PETA would sh!t a bear sized brick!



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    if i was rich id set it up, like it was an accident.... and tape it for future generations.. so this discussion can be settled once and for all....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evolunchbox
    I think a gorilla is a much smarter species and would find a way to kill the bear without too much injury.
    There are holes in this argument (yes, I know you followed it up with the gun story)

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    i just threw up...

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    Kodiak
    1300lbs
    5ft walking, 11ft. standing!!


    Gorilla
    500lbs
    6ft

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    i just lol'd...



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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    i just threw up...
    mission accomplished
    This isn't the worst summer I've had around Savannah.
    Parris Island '01 - now that was one hell of a summer.

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    Bear. Much more of an aggressive animal and used to killing its prey, Gorillas arent as aggressive
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    Bear. Much more of an aggressive animal and used to killing its prey, Gorillas arent as aggressive
    LOL!!! are you kidding??? gorillas are pretty mother efing aggressive!!!


    especially when threatened!!! mother effers go efing ape sh1t!!!


    ^^literally!

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    Gorillas in the mist.. Bear would **** that **** up.

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    Random Posting in whoreslounge = FTW


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    Quote Originally Posted by DevilK9
    mission accomplished
    LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by mmmmpsi


    Random Posting in whoreslounge = FTW







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    Quote Originally Posted by mmmmpsi


    Random Posting in whoreslounge = FTW

    reps



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    bwahahahah @ thread turn of events


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    Full sized male gorilla would **** up a bear. Gorillas have mad tyte strength and have hands and fists. The bear can bite/scratch, but the Gorilla can grip, make a fist, bite(have big fangs)
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    i vote for bear

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    DOESNT BROWN BEAR=KODIAK JUST DIFF. NAMES???

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    I voted gorilla via being distant relatives to Nigg3rs.
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    this poll is fixed, gorilla would dominate

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    Damn it i can't decide. Some gorilla species are aggressive as fvck. I'd like to see an even match though, make a silverback vs. grizzly OR

    A Polar and Kodiak bear vs. Mighty Joe Young or something

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    I'll take the Shark

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    http://www.evilchili.com/mediaview/1...t_A_Silverback

    HA HA HA HA HA. Silverback is a B*TCH!!
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    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/mai...9/eagor109.xml

    Look how big that b*tch is. A bear would get f*cked up.
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    Gorilla hands down....on any equally sized or slightly bigger bear.

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    i would love to see this.. i think the gorilla, as it is quicker. Get around the bear and throw some jabs to the mid section followed up with a rear naked on the bear. But who knows!

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