Signs that you are watching too much TV...

[quickdodge®]

The bumper sticker on your car reads: "What Would Dawson Do?"

In the middle of an exam, you tell the professor you want to use a lifeline.

You need to be tranquilized when the cable goes out.

In the late evening, you look forward to sitting back and catching the latest informercial.

If you're a witness to an argument, you instinctually shout, "Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry!"

You try to impress the opposite sex by saying, "Hey, I get 120 channels!"

Your entire CD collection consists of "Greatest Hits" albums by the decade.

You have a gold-plated "clicker."

Your intellectual discussions all stem from The Discovery Channel.

After 15 minutes of work, you need a two-minute break.

Later, QD.

[Buford®]

lol

[Jordan_W]

so do you just sit around looking up jokes all the time...Later, JW.

[A1EX]

i dont suffer from any of those

[D16Civic]

woohoo, i have no signs of watching too much tv
(there must be other signs not listed here, lol)

[Brett]

Your entire CD collection consists of "Greatest Hits" albums by the decade.

HEY!!!!!

[A1EX]

^^^^ hahaha

[KNHTRDR]

Its sad, I fall victim to at least two of them and one that all my friends know bout me is...

[You need to be tranquilized when the cable goes out]

[quickdodge®]

so do you just sit around looking up jokes all the time...Later, JW.

No. I don't. Why? You have a problem with it? Later, QD.

[RandomGuy]

Lolol, What a dumbass. Later, RG.