Now, i have the $99/month *unlimited* plan from cingular. I get something like 1000 anytime minutes, 10000 text messages, free internet, some other crap.

Last month i noticed my bill was $182 (the highest i have ever seen it) and being the baller that i am, just figured i went over on something, maybe it was a late fee, whatever i just paid it.

So i log in yesterday to pay THIS MONTHS cell phone bill. As it logs in i see

BALANCE DUE: $864

I proceed to instantly poo in my pants. WTF. This is impossible. Someone must have hacked my account and somehow sent a million text messages or something. I check my rollover minutes and i have like 3900+ so im good on minutes.

I go to the DETAILED BILL section and its a $760 charge for INTERNET USAGE. .01 a KB and i had used 760000kb.

WTF MATE

So i call Cingular/AT&T ready to rip them a new one. First lady i talk to is , for lack of a better term, a dumb fuc.king idiot. She says she has no idea what happened but im responsible for paying it.

I get to the next guy in line, and hes really helpfull.

I recently bought an IPHONE used. I had an AT&T Store activate it for me. Apparently they didnt switch the phone on my account. And Apparently when you get an IPHONE you are supposed to have some mandatory upgrade to some $30.month data plan that i never got. The IPHONEs internet usage is different from regular phones, so i was getting charged out the ass.

He changed everything an wiped the fees out.

Crisis avoided.

But to everyone out there who buys used IPHONEs, be sure your acct has it listed or you will get FU.CKED. ANd make sure if you unlock it yourself you tell AT&T.