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  1. 07-22-2008, 11:12 AM #1
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    MAN OF THE HOUSE

    The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'YOU CAN BE
    THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE'. He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and
    announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this
    house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight,
    and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous
    dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will
    have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a
    bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me
    my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess
    who's going to dress me and comb my hair?

    'The wife replied, 'The f-ckin' funeral director
    would be my first guess.'....
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  2. 07-22-2008, 11:19 AM #2
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    shall i lol?



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    hahahaha.. too funny
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    All true except for the wife's input. Women have no word in such matters.
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    u told hiro the same thing i imagine?



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PBS
    u told hiro the same thing i imagine?
    Of course. Hell, I even made the program more time efficient by banging her guts in while she made dinner.

    Multi-tasking FTW
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran
    Of course. Hell, I even made the program more time efficient by banging her guts in while she made dinner.

    Multi-tasking FTW
    video minus ur vienna



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PBS
    video plus ur vienna
    Edited for correct spelling.



    Man PBS, that's really
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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Maestro
    Edited for correct spelling.



    Man PBS, that's really
    dont make me post ur gay PM asking for my oscar meyer



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PBS
    dont make me post ur gay PM asking for my oscar meyer
    *sings*

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    lololol
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    bhahhwhahahaha great stuff... i agree. the wifeys words would never have been said lol.

    japanese girls would have been like... well duh, thats they way our culture works anyways, now go watch Best Motoring while i finish dinner.. and after you go to sleep i'm going to wash and wax haley for you cause i know you love a clean car in the morning :idb:
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    Quote Originally Posted by PURE jdm
    bhahhwhahahaha great stuff... i agree. the wifeys words would never have been said lol.

    japanese girls would have been like... well duh, thats they way our culture works anyways, now go watch Best Motoring while i finish dinner.. and after you go to sleep i'm going to wash and wax haley for you cause i know you love a clean car in the morning :idb:
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    LMAO!

    Brett, that is soooo you tryin' to be tough with Leisa!


    Brett - "Make me a sandwich, women!"

    Leisa - "STFU, Brett!"

    ~smacks the shit out of Brett~


    Rich...Bob...Stan...?????
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    Quote Originally Posted by richw131
    LMAO!

    Brett, that is soooo you tryin' to be tough with Leisa!


    Brett - "Make me a sandwich, women!"

    Leisa - "STFU, Brett!"

    ~smacks the shit out of Brett~


    i seen that sh*t on youtube



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    Quote Originally Posted by richw131
    LMAO!

    Brett, that is soooo you tryin' to be tough with Leisa!


    Brett - "Make me a sandwich, women!"

    Leisa - "STFU, Brett!"

    ~smacks the shit out of Brett~



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    BWHAHAHAHAH awesome picture bwhahaha

    poor brett! lol look @ lamar laughing @ him hahaha chicken wing hahaha
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    Rich...Bob...Stan...?????
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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Maestro



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    hahaha that pic is awesome

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    MAN OF THE HOUSE

    The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'YOU CAN BE
    THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE'. He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and
    announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this
    house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight,
    and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous
    dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will
    have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a
    bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me
    my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess
    who's going to dress me and comb my hair?

    'The wife replied, 'The f-ckin' funeral director
    would be my first guess.'....
    is this a true story Brett? lulz
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    without brett no one would be able to enjoy the jokes they grew up with...
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