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    Default Owned jizzoke...

    A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and considerable damage. There's no sign of the offending vehicle but he's relieved to see that there's a note stuck under the windshield wiper.

    "Sorry. I just backed into your Beemer. The witnesses who saw the accident are nodding and smiling at me because they think I'm leaving my name, address and other particulars. But I'm not."


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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
    A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and considerable damage. There's no sign of the offending vehicle but he's relieved to see that there's a note stuck under the windshield wiper.

    "Sorry. I just backed into your Beemer. The witnesses who saw the accident are nodding and smiling at me because they think I'm leaving my name, address and other particulars. But I'm not."


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    HAHA!! Thats Great!!
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    That sucks.. the dude should be hurt.. bad..
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    o shit hahahaha thats funny as fuck!
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    considering ive had 3 hit and runs on my car...thats not very funny to me

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    ^^^ Ahhh. it wasn't directed to you. Later, QD.
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    lol i know it wasnt...ive herad it before...just makes me sad

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    its funny, but if i ever found that on my winshield that motherfucker better hope i never find them
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