So i was walking up my front porch today and i see the biggest mutha fuggin spider i have ever seen in my life, right above my door, as if mencingly daring me to walk under him to get inside... and i have this awful terrible phobia of all spiders, let alone the big ass ones... so i crouch, and leap at teh door and run inside like a little girl all freaking out and shit.... And out comes the Roach and Ant Killer... oh yeah, heavy duty shit... so i go outside through the garage, because i am a sissy and dont want to walk under the spider again... and i walk back up the porch... i look at him, he looks at me like with those beedy little eyes, and i spray that bastard with all i got... immdiately he drops down to the ground all twitching and running and shit... so i back up a few feet, and spray some more... basically i drowned him in this spray shit... then, i sprayed him some more because he was still twitching and i was too scared to step on it because it was like as big as my hand, not kidding. so i got the broom after making sure that SOB was dead, and swept it's body off the porch, and shoveled some dirt over it...
Killed him dead i tell ya... Some Scary Ass Shit