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    Default Ed & Victoria...

    Two Words:


    WATERMELON CRAWL











    (PBS, calm down. I know you're excited cuz I said watermelon.)
    Last edited by Kelly; 04-19-2008 at 11:00 AM.

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    wtf????

    (and why isn't my name in the title too!!!!!????)

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    you white people and your dance move names....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    wtf????

    (and why isn't my name in the title too!!!!!????)
    Lol... I'm just messin with them cuz they had never even heard of it.

    It made me LIRL at work... So hard too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed
    you white people and your dance move names....

    ed the only thing you have is your "crotch tickle" move... give me a break...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed
    you white people and your dance move names....
    Listen Mogli, I know you probably have a tribal dance you'd like to show us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    ed the only thing you have is your "crotch tickle" move... give me a break...
    thats the only one you've seen.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kelly
    Listen Mogli, I know you probably have a tribal dance you'd like to show us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed
    thats the only one you've seen.




    :boobies:

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    and maybe the dice thing off of knocked up...

    but dude i know that's all you got... don't deny it son....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kelly
    :boobies:
    :idb:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    and maybe the dice thing off of knocked up...

    but dude i know that's all you got... don't deny it son....

    Lol, I friggin love that movie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed
    :idb:

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    Watermelon crawl????

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    If you drink, don't drive... Do the watermelon crawl. Ahahahahaha.....

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    proof that crackers be on them jacks and they cant dance worth a sh*t



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    ... i thought it was "if your drink don't drive, do the watermelon crawl"

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    its "if you white and you know it clap your hands"



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PBS
    its "if you white and you know it clap your hands"

    "and punch a ******"

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    no thats the cracker remix...i'm talkin original honkey



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PBS
    no thats the cracker remix...i'm talkin original honkey

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    stupid white ppl

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    At least I don't have slanted eyes...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kelly
    At least I don't have slanted eyes...
    16x9 > 4x3

    and at least i don't suck ****

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kelly
    Two Words:


    WATERMELON SLIDE











    (PBS, calm down. I know you're excited cuz I said watermelon.)
    Damn PBS, sh!t I was excited...


    Shits real out here. You betta keep a strap and learn somethin'
    .




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    I know some people named Ed and Victoria but they were fcked up druggies and such and they had the most issues ever.

    Bozzio for president.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Revmaynard
    I know some people named Ed and Victoria but they were fcked up druggies and such and they had the most issues ever.
    its not us.

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    I was driving thru Georgia in late July
    On a day hot enough to make the Devil sigh
    I saw a homemade sign written in red
    Rind County Watermelon Festival Ahead
    Well, I wasn't in a hurry so I slowed down
    Took a two lane road to a one horse town
    There was a party going on when I got there
    I heard a welcome speech from a small town mayor

    He said we got a hundred gallons of sweet red wine
    Made from the biggest watermelons on the vine
    Help yourself to some but obey the law
    If you drink don't drive do the watermelon crawl

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    Ed, I know you told me you were the God of Rock Band...


    but I never imagined you were a pro at the watermelon crawl! I need proof before I'll believe it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EM1toEVO
    Ed, I know you told me you were the God of Rock Band...
    funniest **** evar!

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