So I'm getting off the MARTA escalator and I see this brownish pigeon. And for some reason I think "I wonder what it'd do if I kicked it. Probably just flap its wings. Ha, stupid brown pigeon. I wonder if anyone on IA has ever kicked a pigeon. Probably Brett; he's been around so long he'll have done everything. Ha, old man Bert."

So I'm making a poll: Have you ever kicked a pigeon?