Dear IRS

[Brett]

Dear Internal Revenue Service:

Enclosed you will find my 2008 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in
taxes.

Please note the attached article from the USA Today newspaper; dated 12
November, wherein you will see the Pentagon (Department of Defense) is
paying $171.50 per hammer and NASA has paid $600.00 per toilet seat.

I am enclosing four (4) toilet seats (valued @ $2,400) and six (6) hammers
valued @ $1,029), which I secured at Home Depot, bringing my total
remittance to $3,429.00.

Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election Fund,"
as noted on my return.

You can do this inexpensively by sending them one (1) 1.5" Phillips Head
screw (see aforementioned article from USA Today newspaper detailing how
H.U.D. pays $22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head Screws).

One screw is enclosed for your convenience.

It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to
paying it again next year.

Sincerely,

A Satisfied Taxpayer

[DieselNuts]

lol, thats awesome. You got that newspaper artical?

[Leisa]

damn


No kidding someone told me that to wash a bag of laundry whether it be full or not, its 150.00 now thats ridiculous

[NevrNufTorq]

now you know how they make a stealth bomber!!!!

[R3RUN]

Government is hiding so much money from us. OR. They are making a bunch of their friends REALLY RICH. Former is more likely.

[civic95]

Where is the newspaper article?

[JustinSane110™]

[Brett]

Where is the newspaper article?

I dunno, I didnt write the letter but I have read many articles about how much money the government spends on day to day items that are inflated 500%

[Zeeb]

Hmmm.... this looks familiar...

http://www.s2katlanta.com/forum/show...488#post216488