jj alfano
an old irish zen master gave me the title "Obi Wan Kenobi" name after i defeated the level 73 warlord of the shogun army back in '78. Just kinda stuck. I was named this until the movie Star Wars came out, you see, George Lucas was always jealous of me, and when he had a chance to name a character, he used my name and inevitably killed him out of envy. After being harassed by police and small school children for a good 14 years of my life, I underwent cosmetic surgery and married a Sicilian woman by the name of Beautrice Camilia Alfano, I then took her last name and used "JJ Alfano" as a pseudonym on Import websites, as well as legal documents and checks.
whats the history of yours? Reps to the good ones!






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