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Thread: chuck norris

  1. 12-26-2007, 01:22 AM #1
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    Default chuck norris

    true or false

    chuck norris lost a fight before and was actually killed.
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  2. 12-26-2007, 01:24 AM #2
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    huh?
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  3. 12-26-2007, 01:25 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Specsteve
    huh?

    you know the guy that when he does a pushup is actually pushing the earth away from him.
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  4. 12-26-2007, 01:30 AM #4
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    Oh no I know who he is...I just was confused by the...randomness of the thread I guess haha

    I mean if I everything I have seen on TV is true, than No, he hasnt lost a fight. Than again he used to write, direct, and star in his own TV show so he might of been a little biased lol
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  5. 12-26-2007, 01:31 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Specsteve
    Oh no I know who he is...I just was confused by the...randomness of the thread I guess haha

    I mean if I everything I have seen on TV is true, than No, he hasnt lost a fight. Than again he used to write, direct, and star in his own TV show so he might of been a little biased lol

    so go ahead and vote
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  6. 12-26-2007, 01:34 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by redrumracer
    so go ahead and vote
    There you are my friend, I vote FALSE haha
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  7. 12-26-2007, 02:59 AM #7
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    bruce lee beat him in a fight, and was killed, if that is what you are asking.




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  8. 12-26-2007, 06:42 AM #8
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    No. Chuck Norris did lose a fight --- and he was killed. This was back right after he got out of the Air Force.
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  9. 12-26-2007, 06:50 AM #9
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    Chuck Norris has never fought a full contact fight.
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  10. 12-26-2007, 06:53 AM #10
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    LOL @ people who think that he hasn't earned where he is and hasn' had people try him back in the 70s and 80s. There is even vide of full-conact fights w/ him when he was a cop stationed in Okinawa.

    But to go along w/ the thread - of COURSE there is no full-contact w/ Chuck - he is uncontactable.
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  11. 12-26-2007, 08:08 AM #11
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    Stefan, are you drunk!?
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  12. 12-26-2007, 08:27 AM #12
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    he got beat by bruce lee in a movie....but he was just acting...
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  13. 12-26-2007, 08:29 AM #13
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    Chuck Norris doesn't act.
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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  14. 12-26-2007, 10:45 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by KiTTY KA-T
    bruce lee beat him in a fight, and was killed, if that is what you are asking.

    yea i knew that i was just wondering how many others knew that
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  15. 12-26-2007, 10:46 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by coolcat
    Stefan, are you drunk!?

    ummmm no
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  16. 12-26-2007, 10:49 AM #16
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    known fact #129876123907-1 section c ---- anyone questioning chuck norris's fighting record has an unknown number or hours/days to live... he could kill you in an instant but wishes the fear and paranoia over come you and captivate your life forcing you to look around every corner...until he feels that you've lived long enough which will result in a round house kick to the shoulder, twisting your body around your head... he likes to leave and open casket ALSO chuck norris has never been in a true right... all fighters have mysteriously died upon waking up on that day in which the fight would have occured. small traces of chucks beard were always found @ the scene but police were too afraid to contact him about his where abouts....


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  17. 12-26-2007, 11:38 AM #17
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    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J
    Chuck Norris doesn't act.
    sure he does. thats the only way he could have been beaten.
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  19. 12-26-2007, 04:32 PM #19
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    http://groups.msn.com/CHINESEBOXINGR...merecords.msnw


    70 fights... 65 wins... 5 losses.... unless this is incorrect or not complete.
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    IT IS INCORRECT! i can vouch for chuck during those times he fell asleep completely unamused at his opponents weakness and rolled out of the ring still asleep... only to wake up and being told he lost... the arenas in which these fights were held no long are in existance... upon hearing the "false news" he ripped the opponent limb from limb usings their remaining parts as weapons of mass destruction to destroy all remaining evidence...
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    Quote Originally Posted by PURE jdm
    IT IS INCORRECT! i can vouch for chuck during those times he fell asleep completely unamused at his opponents weakness and rolled out of the ring still asleep... only to wake up and being told he lost... the arenas in which these fights were held no long are in existance... upon hearing the "false news" he ripped the opponent limb from limb usings their remaining parts as weapons of mass destruction to destroy all remaining evidence...

    i completely agree that is the only way he could've been beaten....
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  22. 12-27-2007, 01:49 AM #22
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    of course he was killed, then, being chuck norris he came back to life


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  23. 12-27-2007, 04:31 AM #23
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    chuck norris doesnt die, he simply hibernates in the ground waiting for a suitable moment to bust out of the ground and defeat the evil ninja army of shindoku-san.




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