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    Default I need cash....what can I sell?

    Ok so I need some $$$ badly. Need to sell my liver. Anyone interested? I heard you could get some money for donating some internal organs:

    Kidney : $8000

    Cornea: $5000

    Bone Marrow: $2000

    Piece of Lung (Depending on size) : $3000-6000

    Parts of liver: $2500-4000

    So where can I go to "donate" these and get my $$$?

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    how big is the penis? :x lol

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    I would whore myself out before i sold body parts!

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    you could always sell ur bike

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    this thread has potential....

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    you can always sell sperm?

    or get ur girl to sell some eggs... i hear u can get a good buck for those....

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    I heard you can get a pretty good price for one of your nuts.
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    What about plasma...but i heard its a big needle
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    sperm?

    or you can try that 2girls&acupthing.....

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    this thread has great potential..* subscribes*

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    well im gonna need a cornea soon.

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    I have 2 butt cheeks for sale... slightly used but in great condition:idb:... came off of an 1987 blacc/puerto rican female weighing 131lbs... great shape.. and form.. good present for the wife for christmas.. reason for selling is upgrade the ole lady to a big softer ass

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    Quote Originally Posted by Z_Chic
    you could always sell ur bike
    I got a 2006 Suzuki GSXR1000 for sale....want it?

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    either way. where can i get my $$$ i need to sell asap!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dtmcnamara
    Ok so I need some $$$ badly. Need to sell my liver. Anyone interested? I heard you could get some money for donating some internal organs:

    Kidney : $8000

    Cornea: $5000

    Bone Marrow: $2000

    Piece of Lung (Depending on size) : $3000-6000

    Parts of liver: $2500-4000

    So where can I go to "donate" these and get my $$$?
    Mehhhh, I don't that stuff. It's all useless. How much you want for your pancreas? Can you throw in your sphincter too? I know someone who might be needing a new one real soon :idb: and will pay good money

    K series 626. That's right. It's got a K in it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackshine007
    Mehhhh, I don't that stuff. It's all useless. How much you want for your pancreas? Can you throw in your sphincter too? I know someone who might be needing a new one real soon :idb: and will pay good money
    is the sphincter needed because of you? or do you need it? too much :idb: without proper lube will cause well you know

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    Well, what about the pancreas?

    K series 626. That's right. It's got a K in it.

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    How Are You With Weapons? You Could Be A Hitman.

    Or I'd Go To The Morgue There's Plenty Of Recently Dead People Who's Organs You Could Harvest... Why Sell Yours When Their's A Free & They Won't Even Miss Them?
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    I hear a yesyicle gets good cash also. I doubt it but a friend told me 75K for one. I would sell one of mine and then invest the money in bonds, Those double and then invest 150K in bonds. A nice couple years later you got a couple million in retirement/nice ass garage full of cars.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Z32redondo
    I hear a yesyicle gets good cash also. I doubt it but a friend told me 75K for one. I would sell one of mine and then invest the money in bonds, Those double and then invest 150K in bonds. A nice couple years later you got a couple million in retirement/nice ass garage full of cars.
    BS, It's 15k, I checked when I was thinking of having my third one removed

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    hey i got an idea...






    what about.....











    a job?

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    selling a testicle doesnt sound that bad. i mean you have 2 of em and all you really need to function is one.

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    gonna need the entire lower genitalia assembly w/ uncut wiring harness because I messed mines up when competing in the BME pain olympics

    google for the video if needed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RandomGuy
    gonna need the entire lower genitalia assembly w/ uncut wiring harness because I messed mines up when competing in the BME pain olympics

    google for the video if needed.

    lolololol

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