A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street. While waiting a little girl on a new shiny bike stops beside him.

"Nice Bike" the cop says... "did santa bring it to you"

"YES SIR" the little girl replys....

The cop then looks the bike over again, and hands the little girl a 5$ ticket for a safety violation... "Next year tell Santa to place a reflector on it..."

The young girl looks up at him and says... "Nice Horse you got there... Did Santa bring it to you"

The officer laughs and says.... "Yeah he sure did"

The little girl then says.... "Next year tell Santa the D-I-C-K goes under the horse... Not on top"