stupid roommate

[Spektrewing386]

He is an air conditioning whore. Every month of this year he has had the air conditioning on. Never have I seen the airconditioning on in December. I turned it off a minute ago and he ****ing storms out of his room with his shirt off and all the windows open saying "What the ****? "Its only 63 degrees here!" He is the only one of four of us that actually likes it super cold. One of the other roommates was friends with him a long time and says that he once long ago saw him scrubbing his carpet trying to get rid of the frost on it that developed during the chilly winter night since he had his windows open. I ****ing hate this ****. Although he does have a bit more biological insulation than the rest of us, it is still too super cold for any level of comfort.

He is abusing the A/C beyond imaginable limits. He thinks he owns the ****ing A/C and gets super upset and whiney if you turn it off so the temps dont dip down into the low 50's.

This is ****ing insane.

[quickdodge®]

Take the thermometer and paint it red from the 50 degree line down and turn the A/C back off. When he comes in again, point to the thermometer and show him that it is 50 degrees in there. Later, QD.

[DaX]

Tell him to get a window unit - or you guys could go in together and get him one for Christmas.

[The Ninja]

Or just punch him in the face and tell him that if he touches the thermostat again you'll beat him with his own bloody stumps.

[BlkCD5]

let him pay most of the bill. He can't ***** at that.

[ZeDFuNk]

i have an idea. next time he walks out to turn the AC up, punch him in the face and say," hey listen **** ass, not everyone has 300 pounds of lard to help warm them up, so get a ****ing fan and calm down you fat ****, think about someone besides yourself, the rest of us are freezing."

[Gutling]

Lol x2 punch him in the face. I have been stuck with 3 random roomates before and it sucked ass, two out of three were douches. living on your own ftw

[The Ninja]

I have 1 roommate, but we pretty much agree on what the temperature should be.


Whatever the hell I set it to.

[EvasiveEF9]

Yeah...just knock him the **** out...

[Echonova]

You guys should be more understanding... I'll bet his roommates back hair adds at least 5 degrees to his internal temperature.

[Whiteboy™]

burn him with dry ice.

[Halfwit]

put bunch of nails on the floor near thermostat.

[Nismo]

Liquid nitrogen anyone?

[Spektrewing386]

been burned with liquid CO2, not fun.

[Echonova]

[Whiteboy™]

lol

[Slow Motion]

Or just punch him in the face and tell him that if he touches the thermostat again you'll beat him with his own bloody stumps.

That always works.

[AnthonyF]

Tell him to get a window unit - or you guys could go in together and get him one for Christmas.

seriously. get that fùcker his own AC unit so your not paying for it


or...



you can just kill him.

[Lizbiz101]

Yeah my old roomates started fighting over the A/C one night. It was funny, one girl's boyfriend had to hold her back. It was never the same in that house again. Glad I'm out of there!!! I should be 3 against 1 if he wants it cold, tell him to go buy a fan, it's not fair the 3 of ya'll have to freeze in order to make him happy. If all 3 of ya'll say something then he's got no choice. QD's idea was kinda good.

[Nemesis]

haha Never had a roomate, always had my own place. Sucks though for you man. Id kill em in a his sleep.

[AnthonyF]

haha Never had a roomate, always had my own place. Sucks though for you man. Id kill em in a his sleep.

fùcking rich ass

[DieselNuts]

make him get a window unit or tell him he has to pay the entire electric bill.

edit: damnit, i should read before i post....this has already been said multiple times. my bad. I agree with trymy4.0. Just kill him.

[Spectic Tank]

damnit, i should read before i post....

Samuel Jackson agrees with you...

[GIXXERDK]

I like to sleep in the cold, but this is a lil over the top.