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    Default what men shouldnt say after sex

    1) "I was kidding about being sterile, you know."
    2) "Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?"
    3) "How come it's so BIG in there?"
    4) "You've done this with a lotta guys before---right?"
    5) "Next time I come over, don't bother with the underwear, OK?"
    6) (Sniff, sniff) "Is that CAT food?"
    7) (Yelling) "OK guys, it's a wrap, cut, and print it!!"
    8) "You are great in bed, but your sister gives better head!"
    9) "My first wife was prettier, but you can screw a lot better."
    10)"Do you know what a 'douche' is?"
    11)"Maybe if you did some pushups, your boobs would grow."
    12)"I want you to try some of MY deodorant."
    13)"I'm not into relationships. Can't we just screw, like every Tuesday night or something?"
    14)"Maybe if you lost some weight, I could get it all the way in!"
    15)"I never saw a girl with hairy tits before !"
    16)"I've been getting these little blisters lately-------"
    17)"You wanna do those dishes before you leave?"
    18)"You should go wash that, the cabbie will think something DIED in there!"

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    "you know there are exercises to tighten that up"

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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Reaper again. , i'll get ya when i can bro!

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    you too dude, i tried lol

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    "Have you ever heard of AIDS?"





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    Quote Originally Posted by KiTTY KA-T
    "Have you ever heard of AIDS?"
    lame

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reaper
    lame
    lol

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    "will you have my abortion?"

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    "Hold on my wifes calling"

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    thank you
    so....
    how much i owe u
    O.E.F. GARDEZ, AFGANISTAN.

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    We shouldn't have done this...
    My doc said wait atleast 2weeks before the infection was gone...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bballjamal
    We shouldn't have done this...
    My doc said wait atleast 2weeks before the infection was gone...
    good sh!t

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    Ya i can tell you have had a few kids.
    Life is a thought, think about it.

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    Since we are done, can I pee on you?

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    "Let me have your number so we can do this again, ...what was your name again?"

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    You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later. i'm all tapped out fellas , i'll get ya in 24!

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    Hey next time can we get your dog in on the action!!!
    Life is a thought, think about it.

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    "You know, with a little more practice you might actually be good at this"

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    "Next time can we do it doggy style so I can watch TV at the same time"

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    Hey theres some Cops out side can i Hide my Drugs in your vagina?
    Life is a thought, think about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clegger
    "Next time can we do it doggy style so I can watch TV at the same time"
    f'n classic!

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    "Ive had better" <-- Classic

    "That was great, I'm gonna tell everybody at work about this"

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    Your ***** Looks like a Conk shell, Do you think i could hear the ocean if i put my ear next to it?
    Life is a thought, think about it.

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    Damn girl, I think you may have popped that bump on my ****!

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    Kids i think i Found a Winner!!! You Got a New Mommy!!!
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    "Thanks Tuesday, your so much better than Wednesday."
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    Bwahaha..



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    i think they shouldn't say... "REPOST"

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    Did we **** the other day...or was that the other *****?
    Life is a thought, think about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheScotsman
    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Reaper again. , i'll get ya when i can bro!

    i got you both, i needed to spread

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