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    Default things you have said during sex to ruin it

    I remember the first time I was gonna bang this one hoodrat (first date too, god damn I am a sexy pimp) I had gave her a backrub and told her she had to be topless. She got naked and then she got iffy bout ****ing so quick and I blurted out "come on I am desperate". Wow that **** didnt go good. Still got some ass though, cuz I mean lets face it how many O.G.s like me you gonna come across

    Another time she is laying naked on the bed and I was being an ass. I took her ***** lips and started to making them talk (ace ventura style) and I was amused until she let out a earth shattering queef right when I spread em. I burst out in ****ing laughter and so did she (I thought she is laughing all is well) I thought ****ing wrong cuz she boycotted the ***** from me the that night, the skanka

    anybody else? oh so Im the only one huh, cmon putos
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    I was ****ing this really young ho this one time, she was probably like 15 and on some sort of drugs, I was kinda desperate and this was like a sunday afternoon and this was some ho I had met at the gas station. I made the mistake of asking the ho how many guys she had ****ed. At first I thought she said none so I was like "oh **** no" and then I realized that she said some like huge number. And I was like "oh **** no" I ain't catching some disease from some 15 year old who had slept with more guys then years she had been on this earth.

    But I was younger and stupid, now I know I should have rammed it into her ******* and made her sing disney songs before sending her back to the playground.


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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    I was ****ing this really young ho this one time, she was probably like 15 and on some sort of drugs, I was kinda desperate and this was like a sunday afternoon and this was some ho I had met at the gas station. I made the mistake of asking the ho how many guys she had ****ed. At first I thought she said none so I was like "oh **** no" and then I realized that she said some like huge number. And I was like "oh **** no" I ain't catching some disease from some 15 year old who had slept with more guys then years she had been on this earth.

    But I was younger and stupid, now I know I should have rammed it into her ******* and made her sing disney songs before sending her back to the playground.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    But I was younger and stupid, now I know I should have rammed it into her ******* and made her sing disney songs before sending her back to the playground.

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    Ask if they've ever seen 2girls1cup.

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    I did a flying camel once - the girl burst out laughing so hard we both fell off the bed

    FYI - falling on your hard **** is not a pleasant feeling. That resulted in more laughter.


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    I tried a donkey punch, it didnt go so good.. she didnt wake up so I left

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    i was goin to **** a ***** one time and when i went to go stick it in i could barely feel it the ***** was so loose and i was like "what the **** have you been having sex with your dog? cause the **** is loose as hell" she started to throw me off but i started giving it to her and she sang like a canary
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    Nah not even. theres not enough alcohol on the planet that would convince me to bang that chick.I wouldn't hit that with Magic Johnson's dick.....on second thought
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    that wasn't her name...

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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    I tried a donkey punch, it didnt go so good.. she didnt wake up so I left
    The best thing to do, is grab her by the nipples, and stretch her titties all the way down to her feet. Then let them go and watch them hit her in the face. B*tches love that sh*t... Maybe even more than they love smiley faces.

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    One time I was tit-****ing this chick and I was sitting on her chest and happened to fart, it got really quiet and the only thing I could think to say was, ''Do you have a pet frog'' and she said no and then I finished and gave her some baby juice on her face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Revmaynard64
    One time I was tit-****ing this chick and I was sitting on her chest and happened to fart, it got really quiet and the only thing I could think to say was, ''Do you have a pet frog'' and she said no and then I finished and gave her some baby juice on her face.

    i've got a funny one kinda similar to that.. minus the ripping one on her chest... lol...


    kelly? mind if i tell???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psycho
    The best thing to do, is grab her by the nipples, and stretch her titties all the way down to her feet. Then let them go and watch them hit her in the face. B*tches love that sh*t... Maybe even more than they love smiley faces.


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    ^^^hahaha nice recovery!

    i am sure i have a few but cant think of anything.
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    One time I told this ***** I couldn't keep ****ing her because her ***** was too cold so I couldn't stay hard. It was a one-timer thing we had so I didn't care.

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    said her moms name
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    telling the g/f she has to take a shower before we fuk always leaves me hangin in the wind

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    Quote Originally Posted by SE-Rious1
    telling the g/f she has to take a shower before we fuk always leaves me hangin in the wind
    dude nobody wants to go down on a stinky poon or a bang a chick doggy and have to smell wafts of anal smells


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    Quote Originally Posted by Stormhammer
    dude nobody wants to go down on a stinky poon or a bang a chick doggy and have to smell wafts of anal smells
    yeah i know and she is all like "Why we are just gona get dirty again" lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by SE-Rious1
    telling the g/f she has to take a shower before we fuk always leaves me hangin in the wind

    Quote Originally Posted by Stormhammer
    dude nobody wants to go down on a stinky poon or a bang a chick doggy and have to smell wafts of anal smells
    what kind of girls are you guys messing.. giiiat dayum??


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    Quote Originally Posted by Stormhammer
    dude nobody wants to go down on a stinky poon or a bang a chick doggy and have to smell wafts of anal smells
    troof...she already knew the first time she went to take that shower



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tasuki_Civic
    what kind of girls are you guys messing.. giiiat dayum??
    Hell she works all day i dont wana touch that thang till its clean

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    Sounds like you guys need to start carrying some oven cleaner with you at all times. Couple shots of that will clean that snatch right up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    Sounds like you guys need to start carrying some oven cleaner with you at all times. Couple shots of that will clean that snatch right up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    one thing i did that ruin sex was

    my ex bf was giving me some head and i farted by accident. it was the little soft one that doesnt have any smell to it. it was just a lil **puff** LOL he stopped and i looked down and asked him whats wrong. he had this blank look on his face like he saw a ghost.
    LOL

    he told me "you farted in my face.." while he said that he sat back up against the wall with this sad look on his face like "i cant believe she just did that issh" look.

    i couldnt help but to laugh and tell him "im sorry. i didnt feel i it comming at all. If i had know i would have stopped you."

    I kept laughing cause i thought it was funny as i dunno what. he waited a week or so before he went down on me again. and i missed dout on the sex that night as well.

    About 3 times after that event he reminded me to not let one out on him.


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    i remember back when i was 17 i was banging this 15 year old ****.. good piece of ass ***** would do whatever i told her to do too had her ass in check.. well one night it was raining and she loved on this steep as hill with a gravel drive way and a ****ed up yard. well i acidently pulled on the slipery mud, this was in my old pos car and well i got stuck so i was like ****. called one of my home boys to come and pull me out. so while waiting one of my home boys passed out in the ack seat and the girl satyed in the car with me until they got there well they were about 30 minutes away so while waiting i told her to suck me and she was like but my mom is right there on the porch smoking and i was like so suck my **** right now she was like ok ok. so she pulled it out and proceed to blow me and masssage my balls. well about 10 minutes later i get the urge to fart so i tell her to deep throat and when she gets all the way down on it i grab her head and hold it there while i let out this loud stinking fart. she starts to gag and cough and i thought i almost killed her she stops and is like wtf baby that was messed up and im like my bad now finish and she's like but baby and i'm finish what you start and she goes ok ok just tell me when you start to nut so i can catch it in my hand cause i don't like to swallow so i'm like yeah kool whatever.. i say that to eery girl. so when i start to nut i force her all the way down and hold her head there feeling her fighting me and trying to swallow and not gag lols ***** swalloed every last drop too. and i told her if she wanted to kiss me before i left she best go brush her teeth and use some mouth wash lolz.
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    I said when the clothes came off to this one person, WOW you do alot of FASLE advertising!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_sl74
    I said when the clothes came off to this one person, WOW you do alot of FASLE advertising!!!
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    I didnt really say anything but you could hear a sound......I farted...lolololololol

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    i think that is what most of us have done to **** **** up
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    Quote Originally Posted by §treet_§peed
    i remember back when i was 17 i was banging this 15 year old ****.. good piece of ass ***** would do whatever i told her to do too had her ass in check.. well one night it was raining and she loved on this steep as hill with a gravel drive way and a ****ed up yard. well i acidently pulled on the slipery mud, this was in my old pos car and well i got stuck so i was like ****. called one of my home boys to come and pull me out. so while waiting one of my home boys passed out in the ack seat and the girl satyed in the car with me until they got there well they were about 30 minutes away so while waiting i told her to suck me and she was like but my mom is right there on the porch smoking and i was like so suck my **** right now she was like ok ok. so she pulled it out and proceed to blow me and masssage my balls. well about 10 minutes later i get the urge to fart so i tell her to deep throat and when she gets all the way down on it i grab her head and hold it there while i let out this loud stinking fart. she starts to gag and cough and i thought i almost killed her she stops and is like wtf baby that was messed up and im like my bad now finish and she's like but baby and i'm finish what you start and she goes ok ok just tell me when you start to nut so i can catch it in my hand cause i don't like to swallow so i'm like yeah kool whatever.. i say that to eery girl. so when i start to nut i force her all the way down and hold her head there feeling her fighting me and trying to swallow and not gag lols ***** swalloed every last drop too. and i told her if she wanted to kiss me before i left she best go brush her teeth and use some mouth wash lolz.
    HAHAHAAHA

    now thats funny

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    i try lols
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    Quote Originally Posted by §treet_§peed
    i try lols
    lol...u crazy honkie

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    well do live in gainesville so i have to find something to do to pass the time.. and btw this girl was orignally from winder hahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by §treet_§peed
    wtf

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    you said a person instead of saying a girl lol
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    there was this one time i was drunk at a party last year and this 16 year old started blowing ***** was way to drunk she couldn't do ****. so i was like **** it i had to piss anyways so i'm like im cuming and she started wacking me saying she wanted it on her face so i pissed all over her face and started laughing then i went and got another beer.
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    aha nicee one time i was banging this chick and we get done n she jumps up on her bed and decides to like effin leap off like a dayum tard and hit her head on the fan that was on full speed..ne ways she goes flying across the room and i sit up cause i hear a thud im like wtf.. shes like passed out on the floor and had a deep cut on her head

    i didnt really saaying ne thing to ruin that moment but one time i told this chick her tits were nicer than my ex and she got pissed of i was like damn im trying to compliment you

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    once... with my ex.. i was driving down this road.. Polo road in columbia where all the rich ppl stayed.. she was giving me head while i was driving... and she knows i like wanna fawk da hell outta keisha cole so while she was succin my dicc i said.. i wonder if keisha cole can succ a dicc better then you... she punched me in the arm and got up.... lol hahaha none for me that nite

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