I rear-ended a car this morning.
So there we are alongside the road and the driver slowly gets out of the car..and you know how you just get sooooo stressed and stuff in life seems to get funny?

Yeah, weeeeell, i couldn't believe what i was seeing..he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY"!

So i look down at him and say, Well, which one are you then?

...and that's when the fight started..


hope everyone had a nice holiday