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    Default Would you bang a midget?

    I asked my boys this question and I got mixed reviews. Some say they would, some shook their head at me and said I'm just plain sick. But what if she was kinda cute in her midget like way and was actually of drinking age, who you bang a midget? And please give a reason as to why or why not.

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    I mean I guess I'd give it a shot... She'd have to be a really cute midget though. I'd really just want to see if I could spin her like a top on my unit.

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    .... i guess it all depends....

    that's all i'm gonna say..

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    Killer don't lie...

    You know you'd hit it from the back.

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    yea sure why not? i think it would be fun :boobies:

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    You guys are ****ing sick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrivenMind
    I mean I guess I'd give it a shot... She'd have to be a really cute midget though. I'd really just want to see if I could spin her like a top on my unit.
    Hell yeah. That's what I told my boys, but they weren't hearing it. I bet getting a BJ won't be nothing since she's already right there. She won't get tired, and you won't get tired..... you win!

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    yea, I mean realistically, you could probably walk around with a midget on a dolly giving you head.

    You know like walk around the house, getting **** done, all the while having a little, little lady, love your package.

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    ^^

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    i would, there grown, just short, why not
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    if she was cute i'd give it a chance

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    No.

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    well, being 6'3 and some change, I boinked a chick who was 4'11". Does that count?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrivenMind
    I mean I guess I'd give it a shot... She'd have to be a really cute midget though. I'd really just want to see if I could spin her like a top on my unit.
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    No, id feel like i raped a kid...
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    Im 5'6"........It Really Wouldn't Matter In My Case.

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    as long as it is not <3Integra...then maybe.

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    what do you call three cases of beer and a couple midgets ?






























    a friday night at s13sliders house .
    but in all honesty hekk f u ck in yes i would . i have always wanted to for some reason . i guess just to say i have did it . this pizza chick delivered to my house one day and me and a few buddies were watching midget porn arguing about this and , we got her to come in and check it out . we probably could have gang banged her but she looked like a butchy dike .

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackshine007
    I asked my boys this question and I got mixed reviews. Some say they would, some shook their head at me and said I'm just plain sick. But what if she was kinda cute in her midget like way and was actually of drinking age, who you bang a midget? And please give a reason as to why or why not.


    hmm... I have you know that I am only 4 inches shy from being considered a "little person".... but to reply to your topic ...Brett enjoys it!....lol

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    if someone is under 4"10 they're legally a midgit.. so i have banged one. :]

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeD
    if someone is under 4"10 they're legally a midgit.. so i have banged one. :]

    that is incorrect.... its 4"4 and under ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leisa
    that is incorrect.... its 4"4 and under ...
    not what i heard.. she's 4"9' and she gets a handicap license plate. Lololol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeD
    not what i heard.. she's 4"9' and she gets a handicap license plate. Lololol.

    Im 4'8... I dont have a handicapped plate

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leisa
    Im 4'8... I dont have a handicapped plate
    then maybe u need to have a talk with those people

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    Quote Originally Posted by HypnoToad
    then maybe u need to have a talk with those people
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    why is that?

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    Well....I have a story...it involves a drunk ass GI and a German..yes...a German midget. I was really drunk one night at a club in Germany and I got called on the floor by a chick so I went down to check it out. Well, I start dancing with this "short" chick and I soon realize that this short chick is standing on a ledge. Yeah...so I realize" I am dancing and making out with a midget!" So, being the drunk ass I was, I got in a car with some buddies and took the midget home. Well...at that time our gates to get in post were guarded by the German Army and we could not take visitors on-post until 6 AM. ****ty for me is that it was 5:45 and the Germans would not let us on. So, my buddies did the nice thing and made me and her get out of the car and wait outside the gate til 6. So, I am standing there out in the 35 degree weather, drunk, with a midget and watching German Soldiers laugh at me. Yep...it gets better. I finally get on post and as I walk up to my room I realize my boss is doing Charge of Quarters duty (meaning he sits at a desk all night and makes sure nothing crazy happens in the barracks). So, he spots me and gives me a crazy look. I took her into my room and killed it LOL. Well, to make a long story short my nickname at work for the next 2 years was "Midget ******". I know you may be thinking this is bull**** but I can't make this story up LOL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leisa
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    why is that?
    i mean,if u wanted a plate......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pickleteg
    Well....I have a story...it involves a drunk ass GI and a German..yes...a German midget. I was really drunk one night at a club in Germany and I got called on the floor by a chick so I went down to check it out. Well, I start dancing with this "short" chick and I soon realize that this short chick is standing on a ledge. Yeah...so I realize" I am dancing and making out with a midget!" So, being the drunk ass I was, I got in a car with some buddies and took the midget home. Well...at that time our gates to get in post were guarded by the German Army and we could not take visitors on-post until 6 AM. ****ty for me is that it was 5:45 and the Germans would not let us on. So, my buddies did the nice thing and made me and her get out of the car and wait outside the gate til 6. So, I am standing there out in the 35 degree weather, drunk, with a midget and watching German Soldiers laugh at me. Yep...it gets better. I finally get on post and as I walk up to my room I realize my boss is doing Charge of Quarters duty (meaning he sits at a desk all night and makes sure nothing crazy happens in the barracks). So, he spots me and gives me a crazy look. I took her into my room and killed it LOL. Well, to make a long story short my nickname at work for the next 2 years was "Midget ******". I know you may be thinking this is bull**** but I can't make this story up LOL.
    repped but it brings me to the question of was it any good ?

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    i hae a really high bed , i wonder if a midget grabbed my ceiling fan , if she would spin on my **** ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leisa
    Im 4'8... I dont have a handicapped plate
    i dont beleive! maybe you should check into that..

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    Quote Originally Posted by s13slider
    repped but it brings me to the question of was it any good ?
    I was pretty drunk but I remember it being pretty good LOL. I know I hit it from the back and that was wierd cause her legs went between mine...not the other way around like normal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkRacer
    No, id feel like i raped a kid...
    Exactly why I would do it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 81911SC
    Exactly why I would do it.
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    sure. i don't see why not. midgets are people, too.


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    Quote Originally Posted by redrumracer
    yea sure why not? i think it would be fun :boobies:
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    If she was cute, maybe.

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    HAHA none of you fags have banged a midget
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    Only on IA and ya I would give it a whirl.

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