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    Default A Wonderful Wife

    The man had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months,
    yet his wife had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day,
    when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

    As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what?
    You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired,
    you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there.
    When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed
    right here. Now, with my health failing, you are still by my side. You know what?"

    "What dear?" She gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.



































    "I think you're bad luck."


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    lol

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    That's what you are huh?

    Killer cant drive nor can he comb his hair yet alone pee. I feel sorry for him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Asian
    That's what you are huh?

    Killer cant drive nor can he comb his hair yet alone pee. I feel sorry for him.
    He loves it. Sometimes he asks me to hold it for him while he pees.

    Run along...

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    I HATE YOU!!! MAKE ME SOME LASAGNA AND BAKE ME SOME COOKIE!!!!! YOU RUN ALONG NOW!!!

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    I dunno about lasagna, but I can make some mean peanut butter cookies.

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    Haaaaaaaaaahaaaa

    Leisa and S. 4 Life NM?

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    damn right, biotch better recognize....lol.

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