These are actual quotes overheard in the Big Apple...

Guy #1: She's the one that gave me a hummer in the bathroom. That one over there.
Guy #2: Doesn't she run that NY website? Jen something.
Guy #1: She's famous? Well I can assure you it's not because of her BJ skills.

Woman #1: You have to thank Brian for these photos for us.
Woman #2: Don't worry, I'll just sit on his face.

Guy #1: Do you want some of my water? I promise I don't have cooties.
Guy #2: It's not your cooties I'm worried about, it's someone else's.
Guy #1: No, I didn't suck his dick.

Gum-chewing chick #1: He should get life for what he did.
Gum-chewing chick #2: Life? He should be executed!
Gum-chewing chick #1: That's what I mean! He should get life!
Gum-chewing chick #2: That's not what "getting life" means. "Getting life" means you go to prison for the rest of your life. Don't you know anything?
Gum-chewing chick #1: Well, I don't read the papers or watch the news...

Lolol. Later, QD.