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    come across a girl who's just got "THAT" talent? i mean the kind of "talent" that makes you go OMG wait no no no oops lol and without using any.... how should i say this... lower anatomy help. lol GOD bless college girls

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    She must of sucked it like she hasn't eaten for weeks, correct? I love that too. haha!

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    lol damn right! i was like i should ALMOST be embarrassed but i don't think jenna haze, jenna jameson, or any other damn jenna could have done that SHI better lol

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    was she jdm tyte yo

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    damn right! asian girls do it WAAYYYYYY better lol....

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    awesome
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    Quote Originally Posted by black
    She must of sucked it like she hasn't eaten for weeks, correct? I love that too. haha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PURE jdm
    come across a girl who's just got "THAT" talent? i mean the kind of "talent" that makes you go OMG wait no no no oops lol and without using any.... how should i say this... lower anatomy help. lol GOD bless college girls
    Be careful, she just wants you for your boost....
    Rich...Bob...Stan...?????

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    Talent Show!

    Leisa and S. 4 Life NM?

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    lol lol indeed i was like so yeah my baby is going to be fast but i haven't even driven her yet... she was like oh thats sad, but i love fast cars, give me a ride sometime? yeah sure why not... wait what? zip.... w00000 h00000! high boost lol




    mr NAH MEAN nissan sweet lovin alteeze for the weezy! - oh for show!

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    My prelude can beat that boosted nissan of yours...

    And I get ot pick up my hood today

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    lies! i'm coming for j00 when i get back to the ATL! i'm gunna find you're little sweet and sour ass and hit the soy sauce injection and blow past you like a piece of sushi in a bowl of fried rice!

    w00t w00t! congrats man! can't wait to see it!

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    ....hahahah Ill get some illegal imported fish sauce mixed with chili sauce and inject that into my engine and ill get 950 hp.

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    funny thing is... with this girl in my car... she actually weighs less than air lol... she just displaces the air therefore creating a better power to weight ratio lol and i'm filling my tires with helium...and i'm confident i could beat you while eating a plate of sushi with chop sticks.... WITH MY RIGHT HAND!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PURE jdm




    mr NAH MEAN nissan sweet lovin alteeze for the weezy! - oh for show!

    you just made me feel White


    'Cause i show don't know what cho ass mean!!!!!


    Leisa and S. 4 Life NM?

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    lol mmm let me reach into my inner t pain.... i'ma buy her drank, cause i'm pretty sure she's a stripper, i wanna **** her you already know i wanna **** her, i told her lets get it on cause i'm sprung..... better lol


    if not: you're a pimp and that girls gunna get it lol cause she's fun sized and makes me wanna pull up to the bumper and smack that monkey!

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    Then Ill um...**** I Have to get back to you on that way

    you may have won this round but ill swear Ill beat you this dec and jan. YOULL SEE!!!!

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    lol lol sure sure excuses excuses lol

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    I hate you...your girl give you "want a man" wants. Im gonna break up with mine cuz she's actin shady. Meh.

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    LOWL!

    Leisa and S. 4 Life NM?

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    I bet Yousef read this, and he got all confused as to what you were talking about. Probably even called you to see if you were okay.



    Quote Originally Posted by PURE jdm
    come across a girl who's just got "THAT" talent? i mean the kind of "talent" that makes you go OMG wait no no no oops lol and without using any.... how should i say this... lower anatomy help. lol GOD bless college girls

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    Quote Originally Posted by PURE jdm
    lol lol indeed i was like so yeah my baby is going to be fast but i haven't even driven her yet... she was like oh thats sad, but i love fast cars, give me a ride sometime? yeah sure why not... wait what? zip.... w00000 h00000! high boost lol
    Watch out for the boost cut!
    Rich...Bob...Stan...?????

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    bwhahahaha boost cut!! bwhahaha actually i told the curry... he cried a little... said that he was hoping that the place it happened could be yours and his place... i got a little freaked out and left lol

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    Ahhh yea. Get that suki suki lovin!

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    i hope you dont get some red "blistery/pussey" things on your ****. that would be unfortunate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PURE jdm
    bwhahahaha boost cut!! bwhahaha actually i told the curry... he cried a little... said that he was hoping that the place it happened could be yours and his place... i got a little freaked out and left lol

    You know, if this was any other person we are reffering to other than Yousef, I would consider this a joke. However, I believe you.

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    hehe, man so THIS is what you said this morning when you called me and woke my ass up! sh!t, kyooka! you do realize imma whoop that ass since you woke me up on my day off, right? lol anyways congrats on gettin ya d!ck sucked good! bout time you got a hoochie thats good at what she does! LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by PURE jdm
    come across a girl who's just got "THAT" talent? i mean the kind of "talent" that makes you go OMG wait no no no oops lol and without using any.... how should i say this... lower anatomy help. lol GOD bless college girls
    Amen! I am actually in Auburn right now.

    The girl I am seeing that goes here can suck the chrome off a bumper.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.

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    lol chrome suckin girls ftw! i'm thinkin that its a nissan thing kevy and ellingwood nah what i mean lol.... nissans make'm wet! it lures in girls that can suck 2 golf balls through 20 feet of garden hose, suck the chrome off a bumper, the head off a nickel, 20 psi through GT40R lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by PURE jdm
    lol chrome suckin girls ftw! i'm thinkin that its a nissan thing kevy and ellingwood nah what i mean lol.... nissans make'm wet! it lures in girls that can suck 2 golf balls through 20 feet of garden hose, suck the chrome off a bumper, the head off a nickel, 20 psi through GT40R lol
    LOL well she seems to like the 4Playa too though! Road head FTW!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.

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    ahh full boost in a minute suki suki nismo lovin?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlieZ
    ahh full boost in a minute suki suki nismo lovin?
    Oh look, a ****ing moose getting into a conversation where she doesn't belong...AGAIN.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.

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    moose! where? i think we were talking suki suki sushi lovin, silly ellingwood!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    Oh look, a ****ing moose getting into a conversation where she doesn't belong...AGAIN.
    just for argument's sake, what the hell makes you belong here more than anybody else? wait... whats this forum? WHORESLOUNGE? oh ok.. just making sure

    anyway, continue with tonights regularly scheduled program

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    Unless she has a **** YOU suck, then this convo is irrevelent to her.

    And no, I don't want to hear about how good she sucks your **** AGAIN.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.

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    cuban girls do it better.

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    I have to LOL at this thread!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    And no, I don't want to hear about how good she sucks your **** AGAIN.
    the funny thing is that i havent referenced her d!ck sucking skillz in over a year.... so why do you keep bringing that **** up?

    btw, you have said it more recently than i, so stfu. cant get it out of your head much? thats not my fault

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    I heard fat ******* suck a mean ****


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    NO SHIT AT ALL I JUST HAD MILK AND A COOKIE. I DIPPED THAT BITCH AND EVERYTHING, SORT OF LIKE I DID MY NUTS INTO YOUR MOTHERS LOOSE VAGINA.
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    That......would be my bad. Sorry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by collins
    the funny thing is that i havent referenced her d!ck sucking skillz in over a year.... so why do you keep bringing that **** up?

    btw, you have said it more recently than i, so stfu. cant get it out of your head much? thats not my fault
    I tell you what, cocksucker, how about you MAKE me STFU you piece of ****.

    BTW-tell your ***** not ever refer to me by my last name again. Only my friends and people I don't despise can refer to me in that way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.

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