"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
^^ LOL
oh man I'm so sending that to my english teacher because of the Sylvia Plath one
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Originally Posted by Stormhammer
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"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
Very nice, funny stuff.
@ Golden Girls reunion!!!