IA needs this. I think there should be a separate section in the lifestyles forum. Think about it;


posts from Maniac that read like this:

19 year old mail seeks virgin, just like himself. This virgin must be male in sex and enjoy Mexican food. I have had 1 previous partner before, but SpeedMonkey does nothing but bash on me. I want to be loved like I deserve to be loved. Long and hard.

I discribe myself as a 5'2" hispanic male, but when I spike my hair (and I always do) I stand at 6'1". I love to work out, but my neck always started to hurt when I worked SpeedMonkey out.

My dream man would have a car that runs, since mine is in the shop more than it is on the road.

Please PM me with inquiries.

posts from PBS that read like this:

Short and grumpy black man looking for love in all the wrong places. Preferable woman should love to cook and beat me with a spatula. I understand that these forums are in Georgia and I live in South Carolina, so said woman must be able to mail said food to my house.

I have been craving hot wings and watermelon since I was born.

posts from QD like this:

Searching for all the lost souls in IA land. I enjoy helping people as long as they are dead already. I am usually on the road, so traveling souls are a must. I am the original OG on Import Atlanta so I would really like an OG (old Ghost) from the 1870s.

All souls who apply must be able to snap pictures of me with my guns, so if you do not have that ability; go call the ghost busters or something.

Ads from Kelly that go something like this:

Young Christian woman looking for Big Stick popcicles. the bigger the better. All of Import Atlanta knows about my "smile like a donut" fetish. Only Killer truly knows how much I enjoy Big Sticks, so ask him if you have any questions. Please, no men need apply to this add. Big Sticks are unisex and that is what I am looking for. Hopefully Killer doesn't see this ad because he is the jealous type and I don't want him turning off the freezer on me.

Posts from YSLBTT begging for the following:

Illegal immigrant looking for a green card so that I may stay in these great United States and marry my one true love. My Evo means everything to me but if I am caught without a precious green card, I will be deported and my love with belong to "B" or Wayne. I can't allow that to happen, I love my Evo.

Without my Evo I would still be a virgin. Not a virgin like that queer Maniac, but a true virgin, anal and everything. Please green card, I know you are out there. Save me for my despiration!!!