Funny Date story - From The Jay Leno Show (Funny as Hail)
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Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date
that a woman ever had.
The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely
no question as to why her tale took the prize!
She said it was midwinter...
Snowing and quite cold...and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains
outside Salt Lake City , Utah. It was a day trip (no overnight).
They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that
afternoon.
They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to
realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an
hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her
companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for awhile.
Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point
where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road,
or it would be the front seat of his car.
They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants
down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let
her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion
stood
on the side of the car
watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from
peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the
rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she
soon became aware of another sensation.
As she bent to p ull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks
were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to
poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from
the icy metal.
It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme
cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of
the moment, she answered her date's concerns about 'what is taking so long'
with a reply that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of
some assistance!
He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and
then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing.
She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose
themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the
situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it
would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy
metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first
place, both quickly realized that there
was only one way to get her free.
So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his
pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in
laughter,
she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be
'pants
down.' And you thought your first date was embarrassing.
Jay Leno 's comment...'This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.'
Oh, and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.
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