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  1. 10-11-2007, 07:40 AM #1
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    Default How To Answer When She Asks "Do I Look Fat"?

    Strategic Responses to "Do I Look Fat?"





    "No, not to Stevie Wonder."



    "Big time! That's why I'm sleeping with your best friend."



    "Does this tie make me look stupid?"



    "No hablo ingles."



    "Yes, but it also makes you look like a pricey hooker, so things kinda balance out."



    "If I answer that question, then the terrorists have won."



    "Okay, listen: What's important is that you not focus in a negative way on the comparison I am about to make."



    "Yes, but in my country obesity suggests prosperity."



    "Let me jog around to your front and take a look."



    "No, honey. But just to be safe, steer clear of one-legged sea captains."



    "Whoa! A talking couch!!"



    "May I consult the Iraqi Minister of Information before answering that?"
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  2. 10-11-2007, 07:43 AM #2
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    LMAO...nice
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  3. 10-11-2007, 08:01 AM #3
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    LOL.... Cut, copy..... open email...paste...send to wife.....Prepares to sleep on couch.
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  4. 10-11-2007, 08:03 AM #4
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    Just grab a twix
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    nice! I had a girl ext me a few days ago asking me if she was fat...i never responded...
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  6. 10-11-2007, 10:01 AM #6
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    Just respond like Chris Tucker...You're PHAT! Pretty Hot And Tempting!
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  7. 10-11-2007, 10:04 AM #7
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    well....the wife asked me the other day, and i said "i like a little meat on the bones, but if you ever get undercarriage, i'm out!"
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    I always ask, "Compared to who?" Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodge®
    I always ask, "Compared to who?" Later, QD.
    I wouldn't, sounds too close to "Compared to Shamoo?" (the killer whale for those who don't know).
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  11. 10-11-2007, 10:31 AM #11
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    [QUOTE=Echonova]I wouldn't, sounds too close to "Compared to Shamoo?" (the killer whale for those who don't know).[/QUOTE]


    that made me lol,that u explained who shamoo was
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  12. 10-11-2007, 10:37 AM #12
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    well the young bucks in here might not know who he is...i'm 23 and know, but the little 16 yr. old e-thugs won't know...
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    [QUOTE=HypnoToad]
    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    I wouldn't, sounds too close to "Compared to Shamoo?" (the killer whale for those who don't know).[/QUOTE]


    that made me lol,that u explained who shamoo was
    IA has suprised me in the stupidity department more than once....
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  14. 10-11-2007, 11:48 AM #14
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    "If I answer that question, then the terrorists have won."

    Lol, reps.
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    i WOULD JUST SAY hell yeah you fat!!
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    OR....

    Fat enough to block the TV right now.


    (Warning: Do not say if you have a widescreen)
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    lol or
    "nah your not fat the world is just shrinking"
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    Quote Originally Posted by d-ninja
    OR....

    Fat enough to block the TV right now.


    (Warning: Do not say if you have a widescreen)
    ha ha ha then add "So move yo big ass *****!!" lmao
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    ha ha ha then add "So move yo big ass *****!!" lmao
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    "No hablo ingles."
    the Gainesville response

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    why wait for them to ask? they love it when u bring it up first. : D
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    NO baby.. what dress...oh chet.. i thougt it was a thong
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  24. 10-13-2007, 10:49 AM #24
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    Poke her slightly....make "psssssssssshhh" noise then say..."k you are fixed now."
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    do i look fat?

    not if your 8 months pregnant.......
    And miles to go before I sleep,
    And miles to go before I sleep.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    I wouldn't, sounds too close to "Compared to Shamoo?" (the killer whale for those who don't know).
    They prefer to be called an "Orca" now. "Killer Whale" is stereotyping. Not all Orcas are Killers.

    Okay maybe they are and maybe they like to toy with their prey like a cat toturing a mouse before the final kill. But girls tell me they look cute (Up until they see them rip a baby seal apart).

    Great post by the way. But how about telling the TRUTH??? Wait girls hate that.
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