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    Default So i finally told my fiancee why i want a wife...

    only to cook clean and for sex...she took it pretty well i think



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    Get banned by the wife?

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    no not yet..she suppose to fix me a sandwich for lunch...hrmm..maybe i am gona get banned



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    So, how you like the couch compared to the bed?
    BUY MY HATCH <--click the link, cuz.

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    well shes at her parents house..and im at my apartment...



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    I hope you can live off sandwiches for the rest of your life then.

    "You just handle the justice, and I'll handle the revenge myself."

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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    no not yet..she suppose to fix me a sandwich for lunch...hrmm..maybe i am gona get banned

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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    u right...theres some gooey green stuff drippin from my sandwich and its suppose to be a ham sandwich

    I hope you can live off sandwiches for the rest of your life then.
    LOL. not really..u said u'd cook for me cuz of ur undying love for me

    sup liz



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    Yeah I'd cook for you, but the only thing you'd probably get outta me would be chicken ramen.

    "You just handle the justice, and I'll handle the revenge myself."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lizbiz101
    Yeah I'd cook for you, but the only thing you'd probably get outta me would be chicken ramen.
    wtf..thats worse get away from me..ur no longer my peoples...*deletes from myspace*



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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    so i got my lunch today



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    good work. next start to teach her new tricks, like find the remote. take off my shoes. most of all, play dead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LS2_KID
    good work. next start to teach her new tricks, like find the remote. take off my shoes. most of all, play dead.
    i'd rep u if i could but ive repped u sometime and i forgot when and for wat...lololololol



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    ~checking reps~

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    ok well it was definitly cause im a badass.

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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to LS2_KID again.



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    this thread reminds me.. that despite how lame the 50's and 60's were I wouldve much rather live my adult life back then...

    you didnt have to ask that twice.... :idb:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Julio
    this thread reminds me.. that despite how lame the 50's and 60's were I wouldve much rather live my adult life back then...
    What's even more lame is the fact that you would've lived your childhood in the 20s-30s-40s
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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    only to cook clean and for sex...she took it pretty well i think
    Every man wants a cook in the kitchen, a maid around the house, a lady out in public, and a slvt in the bedroom.


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    hahah can she make bulgogi?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Asian
    hahah can she make bulgogi?

    No, that's why I got bitches. Like you.
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    ........

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    Exactly. Where the **** is my bulgogi?
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    when the **** are you gonna bring me my money for the clothes.

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    yeah lets see what happens after that ring gets on the finger...

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    well i may be taking the plunge myself soon but hey thats only cause i think i found the female version of me and hell what could be better lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Julio
    this thread reminds me.. that despite how lame the 50's and 60's were I wouldve much rather live my adult life back then...

    you didnt have to ask that twice.... :idb:
    hahahahaha tr00f



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    Quote Originally Posted by Lizbiz101
    Yeah I'd cook for you, but the only thing you'd probably get outta me would be chicken ramen.
    you would fail at being a wife

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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    Ha ha................................................ ....................................

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    LAWL lololol @ briefcase kitty



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    Quote Originally Posted by WHAT_LAG
    you would fail at being a wife
    she already did....



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    Brett should realize how good he has it....

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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    she already did....
    She said she would fix ramen noodles. **** I would do that hoe like this.............................................. .

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    yea leisa cooks a mean lasagna....


    LOL



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    nahhh.. not me.. Brett cooks a mean lasagna

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    well thanks brett for that lasagna..leisa sure knows how to reheat a mean lasagna..lol



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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    well thanks brett for that lasagna..leisa sure knows how to reheat a mean lasagna..lol

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    hahaha.. that was supposed to be our secret... just keep the other part of the evening on the DL

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