Lol, I saw this on the Atlanta Falcon boards...

Their were some hilarious ones like:

"Wonder where I"ll play next year?"

"JOEY: "Hey coach...do you miss college too?"
COACH: "yup.....sure do"

"Coach Petrino: "God please make him go away. - Coach speaking in the headset: Somebody up there please tell me if Joey is still standing behind me!
Joey: "I wonder how long I'm going to need to stand here before he puts me back in the game."

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