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    Default So i'm going to the air force.

    Had a dream last night and i have a great idea for a new weapon.

    The air force bases here are ****ing awesome and i'm going to speak to a recruitment officer about my idea.

    Wish me luck.


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    Chances are they've already thought about it. Hell, they had plans for a "Gay Bomb" in terms of chemical warfare.

    Elaborate on your idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran
    Elaborate on your idea.
    It's a new type of cruise missile, which flys around at low altitude and drops angry militant Hatians everywhere.

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    Lolol. Your idea doesn't involve sending mass copies of G-Unit cds via rocket propelled grenades to foreign countries does it? I mean don't you think that their lack of food, shelter and clothing are enough suffering for those people? Later, QD.

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    lololol

    there is no way they thought of this....NO WAY

    i might not talk to any of you guys after today.

    just wish me luck.


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    it's awesome down here, a couple days ago 2 attack helicopters strapped with bombs for days flew over the house..........couldn't tell if it was army, navy, or airforce...

    but i think navy may have the best helicopters.


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    good for you.

    best of luck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XLR8NMR2
    it's awesome down here, a couple days ago 2 attack helicopters strapped with bombs for days flew over the house..........couldn't tell if it was army, navy, or airforce...

    but i think navy may have the best helicopters.
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    Quote Originally Posted by XLR8NMR2
    it's awesome down here, a couple days ago 2 attack helicopters strapped with bombs for days flew over the house..........couldn't tell if it was army, navy, or airforce...

    but i think navy may have the best helicopters.
    If you're still in Miami, it was probably the RCMP. Later, QD.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XLR8NMR2
    it's awesome down here, a couple days ago 2 attack helicopters strapped with bombs for days flew over the house..........couldn't tell if it was army, navy, or airforce...

    but i think navy may have the best helicopters.
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    Quote Originally Posted by XLR8NMR2
    it's awesome down here, a couple days ago 2 attack helicopters strapped with bombs for days flew over the house..........couldn't tell if it was army, navy, or airforce...

    but i think navy may have the best helicopters.

    Only Army and Marines use attack helicopters. And they dont carry bombs, they carry air-to ground missles, a full load can be like 8 guided and tons of little tiny unguided ones in rocket pods. they also have a gattling gun.



    If you go into the service, can I get your MR2?

    If you do decided to go, it wont be immediate, but now days they have a "fast ship" option in which you go in less than 2 months and get a money bonus. What are your plans for a job in the USAF?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PsychoSquirl
    What are your plans for a job in the USAF?
    Black Ops.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    Black Ops.




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    I may wait untill after the election to see who i'm going to be working for.

    But regardless if the airforce doesn't take me (bad g.p.a)

    I'll be a marine.


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    Quote Originally Posted by XLR8NMR2
    I may wait untill after the election to see who i'm going to be working for.

    But regardless if the airforce doesn't take me (bad g.p.a)

    I'll be a marine.
    you have to have a degree and a good gpa(to be a pilot). so i guess you wont be in the AF....
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    Quote Originally Posted by SL65AMG
    you have to have a degree and a good gpa(to be a pilot). so i guess you wont be in the AF....
    Also you have to be sober a couple hours out of the day too. At least while your flying or designing Doomsday machines.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    Also you have to be sober a couple hours out of the day too. At least while your flying or designing Doomsday machines.

    i laughed pretty good at that one
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    alright guys i'm out...I'll try and take pictures if they let me.


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    Hope you can man up and take this seriously. We don't need any cry babys joining the Air force.

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    My dad was Air Force and I attended school on an Air Force base in Alaska, it was nothing out of the norm to look outside the window during a lesson and see F-15's doing demonstrations.

    Good luck, I would have went Air Force if Bellsouth did not come along with an offer I couldn't refuse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony
    My dad was Air Force and I attended school on an Air Force base in Alaska, it was nothing out of the norm to look outside the window during a lesson and see F-15's doing demonstrations.

    Good luck, I would have went Air Force if Bellsouth did not come along with an offer I couldn't refuse.
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    he's going to present the "orgasmo" ray.

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    I will paypal 5k

    to mark if he goes to the airforce!

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    Quote Originally Posted by XLR8NMR2
    Had a dream last night and i have a great idea for a new weapon.

    The air force bases here are ****ing awesome and i'm going to speak to a recruitment officer about my idea.

    Wish me luck.
    Recruiters have nothing to do with research and development of new weapons.
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    and you have to go to the academy to be a pilot in a cool plane, rotc too, but you have a 15% chance in rotc to be a pilot.

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    lol @ this idiot
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    good luck man

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    Just so you know, the Air Force does not design their weapons. All weapons/vehicles/missiles/clothing are made by private companies and sold to the government.
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    dont have to be in the airforce to come up with a bomb, or weapon. if you talk to a recruiter he is just going to say ohhh yeah ok put you in ammo and laugh. ammo deals with making most of the bombs or putting them together. along with getting made alot of fun of.
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    if this mofo joins any branch of the military i'm goining awall right now from the navy lol hahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dracc
    if this mofo joins any branch of the military i'm goining awall right now from the navy lol hahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by B
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    AWOL


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    good luck man my buddy left for basic last week and i miss his ass
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    Quote Originally Posted by redGT
    good luck man my buddy left for basic last week and i miss his ass
    do you miss him or his actual ass?

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